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WHAT? WHY? BEFORE WE START THIS DATE, I WANT TO MAKE A BET WITH YOU THAT WE WON'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT TEN TO ONE ODDS ON TEN BUCKSIF WE DONT, I KEEP MY EMOTIONAL HEDGING IF WE HAVE SEX, GREAT MONEY. WIN-WIN YOU KNOW, FIRST DATES USUALUY BEGIN WITH LIKES AND DISLIKES EXCEPT THAT IM NOT YOURE MAKING IT SO WE ONUY PAYING IF HAVE SEX IFI SEX YOU PAY ME FOR SEX. PAYING FOR SEX. IAM IM SUUUPER INTO SHAKING HANDS AND AGREEING TO THINGS. YOU? mbc-comics.com

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Bees

ITS TIME TO SOUVE HEALTHCARE TO THAT END WE ARE HEALTHCARE HAS THREE MAIN PROPOSING A FREE NEW PROBLEMS: OVERUSE, HIGH COST MEDICAL SYSTEM CALED AND LOW SATISFACTION DR. BEES EVERY CITIZEN WILL BE ALLOTTED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF HEAUTHCARE, AFTER WHICH THE ONY AVAILABLE DOCTOR WIU BE "DR. BEES WHO IS A BEEHIVE AND ALUWAYS PRESCRIBES BEES. Dr Bees THE SURVIVORS WILL REPORT HIGH WE PREDICT A DRASTIC DROP IN USAGE DUE TO SATISFACTION BECAUSE, IF THEYRE FEAR OF BEE STINGS AND STING-RELATED MORTALTY NOT HAPPY IT INDICATES A NEED FOR ADDITIONAL BEES. ATA COSTS WILL BE KEPT LOW WILL THIS MAKE PEOPLE HEAUTHIER BY HARVESTING THE SWEET SWEET HONEY FROM DR. BEES BETWEEN IM A POuICY GUY CONSULTATIONSDONT DEAL WITH ABSTRACTIONS Smbc-comics.com

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World War 3

YOURE STARTING WORLD AR 32 SUT WHIYa HONESTUY WE'RE JUST OUT OF IDEAS The public's desire for ever more low-quality sequels reaches its inevitable and tragic denouement.

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Dream

I HAUE THIS NIGHTMARE WHERE A GIANT MONSTER CHASES ME SUDDENY, MY LEGS FAIL THE MONSTER CATCHES UP WITH ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR LEGS? THE MONSTER IS NOT IMPRESSED THE WORST PART IS HON THE NIGHTMARE WONT END WHEN WAS ITS NOT JUST OF EXERC E TIME YOU DID〉| My LEGS ARE ANY CARDIO?ACTING WEIRD AND ITS NOT MY FAUT CAN YOU JUST EAT ME ALREADY? THE LAST LACK YOURE PROBABLY FILLED WITH TOXINS mbc-comiCs.com

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The Body

STAY STRONG, SOYG. THIS IS THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. WEVE GOT NO MOTIVE, NO WELL NEED FORENSICS IM NOTIN HERE, BUT AS A FIRST DEAD! GUESS, THE 80DY HAS BEEN THERE FOR AT LEAST TWELVE HOURS WITNESSES IM NOT DEAD/ 1M JUST BINGE-WATCHING THIS SHOW ABOUT CATTY ' HOUSEWIVES/ His life was later ruled a suicide.

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Statistical Flowers For Algernon

MONTHS LATER IM GOING TO GVE YOu A PILL THATLL DOUBLE YOUR INTELLIGENCE. NOW THAT YOURE SMARTER I BET YOURE FEEUING MORE DISSOCIATED FROM SOCIETY MORE HORRIFIED BY HUMAN LIMITATION/ MORE REPULSED BY THE FRAILTY OF THIS TRAGIC FARCE. THANKS DOC/ NAH THATS A UITERARY MYTH. SUICIDE RATE, FOR INSTANCE, IS ANTI- CORRELATED WITH IQ THE BEST STATISTICAL EVIDENCE SUGGESTS GREATER INTELLIGENCE INCREASES HAPPINESS, COOPERATIVENESS, AND PRODUCTIVITY T ALSO MAKES YOU ANNOVING ITS NICE TO KNOW YOUVE READ SOME OF THE UT- ERATURE mbc-comics.com

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The Truth

DADDY, CAN I ASK You SOMETHING? OH GOD, HERE IT COMES. HES GONNA ASK IF SANTA'S REAL DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT BUT THEN HELL THINK YOU'RE NO I WON'T TELL HIM. HEA LIAR WHEN HE FINDS OUT THE TRUTH. HELL NEVER SHOULD ENJOY THE WONDER AND MYSTERY OF oCHILDHOOD/ TRUST YOU AGAIN. HE WON'T GROW AS A PERSON/ YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT HES SOPHISTICATED. ALL KIDS ARE WISER THAN YOU THINK TRUTH ISNT THE ENEMY OF BEAUTY JUST LAY IT OUT/ BE A GOOD DAD JUST しAY IT OUT/ WHAT S T SON? AM I GONNA NEVER DIE ONE DAY? mbc-comics.com

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Local Singles

IS IT JUST ME, OR HAVE INTERNET SEX ADS GOTTEN UNCOMFORTABUY REAUISTIC OVER TIME? ATTRACTIVE LOCAL SINGLES WHO ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY DYING INSIDE WOULD PROBABLY TALK TO YOU AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THAT WOULD LEAD TO SOMETHING?

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Process

WHATS THE SECRET TO BECOMING A CARTOONIST? PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE LEARN THINGS, MAYBE TRAVE BE INTERESTING. BUT MOSTUY ITS ABOUT PRACTICE HEY THANKS/ LETS SHAKE HANDS. MASTER, I THINK THAT MAN LEFT SOME OF HIS SKIN ON MY PALM FEED ME AND I SHALL REWARD YOU... GoOD GOOD NOW LET ME THINK.. DO ONE ABOUT HOW DOGS ARE DIFFERENT FROM PEOPLE THANK YOU, MASTER smb mics.com

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Hair

WHAT THE THAT HAIR ON THE DRESSER ISN'T MINE YOU ARE SO PARANOID YOUVE BEEN SEEING MEDUSA AGAIN HAVENT YOU?/ mbc-comics.com

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Listen To Your Body

THE REASON YOU FEEL LUKE GARBAGE IS YOURE NOT USTENING TO YOURSELF YOU SHOULD TRUST YOUR BODY TO TELu YOU WHAT YOU NEED EAT A WHOLE CE CREAM CAKE. YOULL FEEL F YOURE MAXED ASHAMED OF THEN YOURE OF YOURSELF OUT ON SHAME WELL THINK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL EMILY YOURSELF, BUTALREADY MIGHT AS ALREADY ASHAMEDEMILY BEAUTIFUL LATER MSO IN TUNE WITH MY NEEDS mbc-comics.com

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Targeted Ads

TARGETED MERCHANDISE ADS BUY NOW/ COOL PEOPLE WENT TO NYU ADVANCED TARGETED MERCHANDSE ADS THE HELU? BUY NOW/ CoOL PEOPLE ERE BORN NOVEMBER 1 180, IN LINCOUNSHIRE COUNTY BY C-SECTIONN THE HORRIBLE FUTURE BUY NOW PAPA? COOL PEOPLES BIOLOGICAL FATHER WAS ACTALLY STAN DAVIES FROM ACROSS THE STREET mbc-comiCs.com

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Algorithms

PLEASE MIX VARIOUS SOME ETHANOL AND A MONTHUY COMMON ITEMS IN WITH EACH PURCHASE HEY, AMAZON, ID LIKE TO BUY SUBSCRIPTION TO ROACH TRAPS CONTAINING HYDRAMETHYLNON LATER HONEY HOW COME AMAZON RECOMMENDS NO-FINGERPRINT GLOVES AND PLANE TICKETS TO NATIONS WITH WEAK EXTRADITION LAWS? HOW VERY ODD THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. Smbc-comics.com

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WHAT? WHY? BEFORE WE START THIS DATE, I WANT TO MAKE A BET WITH YOU THAT WE WON'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT TEN TO ONE ODDS ON TEN BUCKSIF WE DONT, I KEEP MY EMOTIONAL HEDGING IF WE HAVE SEX, GREAT MONEY. WIN-WIN YOU KNOW, FIRST DATES USUALUY BEGIN WITH LIKES AND DISLIKES EXCEPT THAT IM NOT YOURE MAKING IT SO WE ONUY PAYING IF HAVE SEX IFI SEX YOU PAY ME FOR SEX. PAYING FOR SEX. IAM IM SUUUPER INTO SHAKING HANDS AND AGREEING TO THINGS. YOU? mbc-comics.com

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