I Gently Open the Door - Good Lord, what is happening in there‽

So many potential DDLC/Steamed Hams jokes to make. Which to pick…

"Why is there a Sayori hanging from your ceiling Seymour?"

"Y'know this game is quite similar to the trend of other cutesy games disguised as scary ones."
"Oh ho ho, no, patented waifu-bait game, old family coding!"
"Yes, and you call it a visual novel, despite the fact that it is obviously a horror/ARG game."

"Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you write a good poem."

MC! I was just, uh, just stretching my neck on the ceiling fan, isokinetic exercise, care to join me?