Notes:

Imagine being Hiro in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ichigo, you f-----' fine, all sexy with your flat, m----- body and incompetent leader skills. I will totally listen to you, both as a person and as a pilot." when all he really wants to do is initiate the smooch on his hot Oni girl wearing the modest one piece swimsuit in the ocean. Like seriously imagine having to be Hiro and not only stand on the cold beach while Ichigo flaunts her slutty 2 piece bikini, the night sky barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, second after second, line after line, while she stammered out her beta orbiter feelings. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous f------ visage but her bossy attitude as everyone on the beach told her she's A COMPETENT LEADER and DAMN, ICHGO LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand here and watch her mannish f------ gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been locking lips with the pink-haired dinosaur girl for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Plantation 13. You've never even seen anything this f------ disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her stupid haircut as she starts walking in your footsteps like some creepy autistic stalker, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to listen to her childish feelings and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she starts talking about the kiss you hated and trying to be the homewrecking slut in your relationship, and you know you could continue ignoring her go find 02, but you stand there and endure, because you're f------ Hiro. You're not going to lose your recently appointed position as Strelizia's stamen over this. Just bear it. Listen to her confession and bear it.