Who Killed Hannibal? - there's no other way

I wouldn't even mind the ads in sidebars and at the tops and bottoms of pages, but then them shits start autoplaying videos or abruptly taking up the whole screen or opening new tabs or just opening new pages in the tab I'm on so I get taken away from what I'm trying to do
I ain't having none of that nonsense, I'm just trying to look at drawings of tiddies man

Never mind the security risk. Since starting to use an adblocker so many years ago, I've never had a malware infection unless I did something terminally stupid.