Just think, back in 1820 everybody had to keep their gaying instrument in Mrs. Fubb's Parlor and could scarcely allow it to be seen.

We've come a long way.

Okay, I was a teen during the 1980s, I'm pretty sure I never heard anyone say, "Womb Sweeper" or "Beef Torpedo". I have read the term "Poontang" but I'm pretty sure I wasn't time-traveling through the 1950s at the time, I think it was just some very verbose porn from the 1980s, coincidentally enough.