Man robs bank by releasing 350 pounds of ants into building, claims to be Ant Marn June 10, 2015 marswatney deducecanoe I AS ONE DOES HOW MANY ANTS IN A POUND OF ANTS

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May 11, 2018 at 03:52AM EDT

blogontheuniverse.org/2009/06/01/the-solution-to-weekly-challenge-1-a-pound-of-ants-and-the-capabilities-of-intelligent-biomass/
If the math on that blog is right, this man released anywhere from 66.5 million, to 2.625 BILLION ANTS.
Be glad this was a parody story.

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