"An when it ain the fuckin weebs….is the fuckin youtubes….they Hic keep makin the SAME complains….with the SAME pictures, an the same fuckin sens of surerior….I mean- Burp I mean did THEY ever make a animated show?! Did THEY ever see that hot ass die in fron of them?! NOOOO. They DID- Drops bottle Shit, I dropped it"

(You'll need to add your own drunken pitch here. I did my best, but tone is hard in blocky text)

I mean, with a role model like Qrow, it's only a matter a time.