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Anonymous 04/06/19(Sat)22:56:19 No. 10143376 ▶ >>10143460>>10143550>>101437 14>>10144381 >10143232 (OP) I went on a date to a local con once. I figured I should dress up a little nicer. instead of the midwest standard. I grabber a nice striped green and dark green shirt I got for my birth day a few weeks ago, and a nice pair of pants. I walk in to the con. everybody is being super friendly and waving at me. being more friendly than normal. ticket person calls me Steve. which I thought was odd. because l just gave them my name turns out I accidentally did a perfect blues clues cosplay on accident.
Anonymous Wed 20 Sep 2017 14:52:18 No.9636095 Quoted By: >96361069636127>>9636196 Report I love my comm. I really do. But Ive had it up to HERE with these monthly butthole inspections. put a lot of thought into my coords. I wear them well. There's no reason I should have to endure the humiliation of going before the comm mother and her elders, dropping my thong diaper, bending over, and spreading wide for a full a--- analysis. According to the chart my b-hole is a "Cheerio" type, the smallest allowable size in our comm. I get bitched at this every time, but I honestly don't know how to fix it? Comm Mom herself claims to have a "Fruit Loop" which is the "statistically perfect l----- anus." The system never really bothered me until last week, when I saw a really lovely OTT sweet l----- banished from our comm for sporting a "bagel" anus, which is three sizes too big Our comm only goes from "Cheerio" to "mini-doughnut," although exceptions can me made based on shape of the hole and level of pinkness.) It's also unfair how the girls with the best assholes get to sit near the head of the table at every meet. I but get rejected from her clique because I was born with a "less than impressive" anus. By the way, I have seen the holes of every girl in the top 10, and they're hardly majestic On top of this, there's the obvious problem of not being able to eat in the morning of the tea part or the night before, for fear of accidentally passing gas during inspection. That's a worse crime than excessive hair, or even failing to thoroughly wipe yourself. The one and only girl Ive ever seen play the butt trumpet during her inspection was blacklisted from every comm in the state. I'm not going to lie though, if I ever wanted to quit l-----, I'd do so by deliberately ripping a toot right in the head inspector's smug face. Sorry for the rant. I just feel like the normalization of a--- inspections has cheapened my once-noble, cute hobby. But I understand if you disagree.
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