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THE CHAD HEAVY PHD IN RUSSIAN LITERATURE PLAYERS PICK MEDIC JUST FOR HIM, EVERYONE WANTS TO BE HIS POCKET CALLS EVERYONE A BABY THE VIRGIN SCOUT GIANT ARMS TO CARRY THE TEAM NEEDS TO PAINT EVERY COSMETIC LIME OR PINK TO CALL FOR ATTENTION HAS MISSING CALLS FROM HIS MOTHER, NEVER CALLS BACK PAYS FOR HIS OWN FOOD MEDICS FIND HIM CREEPY OUCH VISITS HIS FAMILY REGULARLY, AND PROVIDES FOR THEM WITH THE UPMOST LOVE AND CARE STEALS FULL HEALTH PACKS WHEN MISSING 1 HP ORBITING MISS PAULING BUT TOO SCARED TO TALK TO HER GIVES OUT HIS LUNCH TO HEAL HIS TEAMMATES DRINKS SUGARY SODA CAN'T OUTSMART BOOLET BLOATMAXXED, PEAK OF MASCULINITY SMALL AND SKINNY BODY DOES NOT WORK OUT ABSOLUTE TWINK HAS TO DOUBLE JUMP TO ESCAPE DEPRESSION HIS GUNS HAVE FEMALE NAMES AND TREATS THEM WITH RESPECT HAS CAMEOS IN DIFFERENT UNIVERSES OUTSIDE OF THE GAME, EXTENDING HIS GREATNESS BETWEEN THE PLANES TRIES TO PICK UP CHICKS WITH FRIED CHICKEN WEIRD POSTURE, LIKES TO BREAK HIS LEGS WHEN JUMPING FOR SOME REASON WIDE, NATURAL STANCE DOES NOT NEED TO RUN BUT NEVER PAYS FOR IT DOESN'T NEED COSMETICS. HE'S HANDSOME BY DEFAULT

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Feb 25, 2019 at 04:06PM EST

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