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THE CHAD HEAVY PHD IN RUSSIAN LITERATURE PLAYERS PICK MEDIC JUST FOR HIM, EVERYONE WANTS TO BE HIS POCKET CALLS EVERYONE A BABY THE VIRGIN SCOUT GIANT ARMS TO CARRY THE TEAM NEEDS TO PAINT EVERY COSMETIC LIME OR PINK TO CALL FOR ATTENTION HAS MISSING CALLS FROM HIS MOTHER, NEVER CALLS BACK PAYS FOR HIS OWN FOOD MEDICS FIND HIM CREEPY OUCH VISITS HIS FAMILY REGULARLY, AND PROVIDES FOR THEM WITH THE UPMOST LOVE AND CARE STEALS FULL HEALTH PACKS WHEN MISSING 1 HP ORBITING MISS PAULING BUT TOO SCARED TO TALK TO HER GIVES OUT HIS LUNCH TO HEAL HIS TEAMMATES DRINKS SUGARY SODA CAN'T OUTSMART BOOLET BLOATMAXXED, PEAK OF MASCULINITY SMALL AND SKINNY BODY DOES NOT WORK OUT ABSOLUTE TWINK HAS TO DOUBLE JUMP TO ESCAPE DEPRESSION HIS GUNS HAVE FEMALE NAMES AND TREATS THEM WITH RESPECT HAS CAMEOS IN DIFFERENT UNIVERSES OUTSIDE OF THE GAME, EXTENDING HIS GREATNESS BETWEEN THE PLANES TRIES TO PICK UP CHICKS WITH FRIED CHICKEN WEIRD POSTURE, LIKES TO BREAK HIS LEGS WHEN JUMPING FOR SOME REASON WIDE, NATURAL STANCE DOES NOT NEED TO RUN BUT NEVER PAYS FOR IT DOESN'T NEED COSMETICS. HE'S HANDSOME BY DEFAULT

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Feb 25, 2019 at 04:06PM EST

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