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SONG CONTEST No stupid cartoon songs, everything must be written Tries too hard to be manly, only turns out to be full of homoerotic-esque moments we WANT The CArToON SPONGE SonG TO plAY DURInG THe HAlFtimE Show So inherently macho even the girls havea beard You're probably especially for the contest thinking of Lordi and/or the Russian Elaborate stage show Grannies right nowfull of pyrotechnics Nobody remembers it once the next one comes, people only watch it for the ads anyway Players wear helmet and padding, still get brain damage doesn't stop the performers from wearing costumes with no protective The halftime show's glitz and glamour only serve to distract from the utter boredom of the game People watch it for the actual contest itself Runs for three glorious days A product placement ban so strict not even Facebook and the Salvation Army could avoid it you ARE uNdeR arREsT FOr NOt STANdiNG For ThE us AnThEm One day only, three-hour event that only has 11 minutes of actual play Glitz and gamour are part of the contests' DNA, only adds to the satsifaction when your country gets 12 points Songs are capped at 3 minutes to prevent a Shady corporations use it to showcase their latest products collective endrophine overdose across Europe Theme song only makes you wonder whether your d--- has becomethe winning country gets an a noodle Theme song immediately makes you brace for the "GOOD EVENING EUROPE!" Genuinely patriotic, fans are constantly waving flags and ograsmic bout of national pride

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The Virgin Bowl vs the Chadvision Song Contest by Glide08


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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Feb 06, 2019 at 05:36PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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super bowl, eurovision song contest, virgin, chad, virgin vs chad, reddit, spongebob, sicko mode, sweet victory, lordi, russian grannies, halftime

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