Translation:

1- Did you see? the new games are called pokemon sword and shield.

2- it's obvius that me, aegislash and co. are going to be the protagonists; or better yet, the legendaries.

-That's what you think?

3- they din't even mention us…

4- and who the ditto are you?

I don't speak Spanish, but I think I got the joke. I love when that happens