Notes:

This comic's… I want to say "Casus Belli" but maybe "Raison D'etre" is the more accurate term, is pretty much as follows:
Although it has been roughly four years since Screwattack's Yang vs. Tifa Death Battle video was released I am STILL TO THIS DAY running into people online throwing infantile tantrums about the results. Before anyone asks no, I have never actively looked for "discussions" over the results but search algorithms keep pitching such things my way. I personally did not care for the results either, but because the video was so out of character for both involved parties. I could not give less of a damn about the data and calculations used to determine the results, I hate math. I am sick and tired of all this salt. Both parties are today, as the old saying goes, "burying the hatchet". Knowing how this is a contentious issue I considered disabling comments for this piece, which would have been a first for me. I however remembered I am not bitch made. For what little it is worth I ask that any comments be civil, though knowing the nature of the Internet I do not have high hopes for this.

I know Phoenix Downs would technically negate the need for a neck brace but I wanted to reference the Screw Attack video as someone who's had to apply c-collars multiple times in my day job I thought it looked funny.