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Every friend group has one of these the health nut the clown the sports athlete the drama queen begins every conversation with, "do you have Owns 87 footballs never shuts up about how they know the whole alphabet without having to sing the alphabet song not even in Hell is there a soul more the slightest departure from what's familiar a moment to discuss the miracles of penicillin?" tormented than this turns their entire world ill fated jester inside out confident death wouldn't exist if "people just knew what to eat" the art kid Mary Tudor Xargon ear of corn wearing top hat total renegade 50% unreliable first queen of England nicknamed Bloody Mary for her tyranny and bloodthirst condemned to guard the Crypt of Josiah for eternity super upbeat totally independent 50% shame face only a mother would rather just Netflix and pizza than go out frustratingly sarcastic could love no limbs though (6

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