ONLY A DOG Dutchman, addressing his dog, said, "You vas only a dog, but I wish I vas you; when you go mit your bed in, you shust turn I go round dree times and lay down; ven mit the bed in, I hav to lock up de blace yet, and vind up the clock and put the cat out, and ondress myself yet and my leetle boy vakes up and cries and I half to valk him mid de house round yet, den may be, ven I get myself to bed, it is time to get up again. Ven you get up, you shust stretch yourself, s cratch your neck eeale I haf to light de fire, put on de and you vaS up. kiddle, scrap some mit my vife already and get myself breakfest yet. You play around all day and haf blendy of fun. I haf to vork all day and haf plenty of drubble. Ven you die you ves dead; ven I die maybe I haf to go to hell yet."

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ONLY A DOG Dutchman, addressing his dog, said, "You vas only a dog, but I wish I vas you; when you go mit your bed in, you shust turn I go round dree times and lay down; ven mit the bed in, I hav to lock up de blace yet, and vind up the clock and put the cat out, and ondress myself yet and my leetle boy vakes up and cries and I half to valk him mid de house round yet, den may be, ven I get myself to bed, it is time to get up again. Ven you get up, you shust stretch yourself, s cratch your neck eeale I haf to light de fire, put on de and you vaS up. kiddle, scrap some mit my vife already and get myself breakfest yet. You play around all day and haf blendy of fun. I haf to vork all day and haf plenty of drubble. Ven you die you ves dead; ven I die maybe I haf to go to hell yet."

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