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Anonymous 09/02/19(Mon)19:20:10 No.109759103 "I've come to make an announcement! STEVEN UNIVERSE IS A BITCH-ASS CLOD whose Mom LEFT ME ALONE IN SPACE! She transformed into a dummy thicc milf and betrayed the Diamonds and f----- Greg Universe because Greg's murdercock was T H IS BIG and I was like "That w----!"M So I'm making my callout in person! STEVEN UNIVERSE, YOUR MOM'S A HO, YOUR DAD'S HOMELESS, AND THIS IS WHAT MY MURDERCOCK LOOKS LIKE! That's right, baby! NO pubes, NO foreskin, ALL gem, look at it, IT'S LIKE F------ SHANE COMPANY! Your mom f----- me over so guess what?! I'm gonna F--- THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER GEM PISS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DEWEY?! I P----- ON BEACH CITY, YOU IDIOT! You have 40 hours before the piss stream kills the planet! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY BEST FRIEND BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!"

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I've come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog's a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my f------ wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog f----- BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my f------ wife, and he said his BELLS were "this JINGLY!" and i said "that's JOLLY!" So i'm making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING'S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here's what my STOCKING looks like! COC****That's right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I'm gonna GIFT the world! That's right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER! 8.1 AMD GREAT. ILLAM SMART. I A PH B
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Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta

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