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I've come to make an announcement, Spider Man's a bitch-ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right. He took his spider f-----' quilly d--- out and he p----- on my F------ wife, and he said his d--- was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. 3:51 PM - 29 Jan 2019

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Origin Entry: Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta

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