Mai Shiranui - The only way she could be in Smash

>Year is 2025
>Nintendo remakes Stairfax Temperatures
>Blue-boobs McFurrydream is flashing her tits in the cover art
>Half the game is just her rubbing her hairy foxpussi all over the inside of the screen while moaning
>"Rated CERO-B for ages 12 and up! Features cartoon violence and minor suggestive themes. Younger children will love the funny animal character designs!"

It worked for Krystal, after all.
Censorship bureaus are literally that ass-backwards.