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Kenneth Lacovara @kenlacovara Literally, all I do as a paleontologist: Pretty sure that's not a fossil That's not a fossil either That's a rock That's also a rock Jurassic Park can't happen That's a rusty crescent wrench It's not like Ross on Friends Still a rock Archeology is different Fine, it's a fossil Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace Nov 18 Literally all I do as an archaeologist: Not aliens Still not aliens Erm, unsure, probably ritual in nature Not aliens No, I don't want to know about the pottery backlog Who stole my trowel? No, we don't walk on the baulk No aliens, still My section is perfect Never aliens twitter.com/BrianCAlbrecht... 7:31 PM Nov 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

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Kidz Bop Kimeko @KimekoM Literally all I do as a social media editor: I already saw that meme. No, I can't make this go viral. RT'd Yes, they tweeted at us. It's NBD That won't resonate with our audience. THE ALGORITHM. Susan Gonzalez Literally all I do as a national news digital producer: @TheNewsan23h I already posted that online. That's not breaking news. Livestream is up Yes, I can share that story. I am going to rewrite these stories for web. Stop writing boring headlines for web I am not IT Everything is on fire. twitter.com/rtdna/status/1... 2:24 PM Nov 20, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace Literally all I do as an archaeologist: Not aliens Still not aliens Erm, unsure, probably ritual in nature Not aliens No, I don't want to know about the pottery backlog Who stole my trowel? No, we don't walk on the baulk No aliens, still My section is perfect Never aliens Brian Albrecht @BrianCAlbrecht Nov 17 Literally all I do as an ecomomist: No. No. How will people respond??? No, the Fed's decision doesn't matter. No. No, there are other margins. No. Compared to what? No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop, don't do that No. twitter.com/cullenroche/st... Twitter Web App 9:22 AM Nov 18, 2019
Monica Lewinsky @MonicaLewinsky literally, all i do as a former WH intern: just kidding. @kenlacovara Nov 18 Kenneth Lacovara Literally, all I do as a paleontologist: Pretty sure that's not a fossil That's not a fossil either That's a rock That's also a rock Jurassic Park can't happen That's a rusty crescent wrench It's not like Ross on Friends Still a rock Archeology is different Fine, it's a fossil twitter.com/indyfromspace/... 7:45 PM Nov 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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