Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace Literally all I do as an archaeologist: Not aliens Still not aliens Erm, unsure, probably ritual in nature Not aliens No, I don't want to know about the pottery backlog Who stole my trowel? No, we don't walk on the baulk No aliens, still My section is perfect Never aliens Brian Albrecht @BrianCAlbrecht Nov 17 Literally all I do as an ecomomist: No. No. How will people respond??? No, the Fed's decision doesn't matter. No. No, there are other margins. No. Compared to what? No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop, don't do that No. twitter.com/cullenroche/st... Twitter Web App 9:22 AM Nov 18, 2019

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Chelsey Ballarte @ChelseyBallarte Literally all I do in NASA public affairs: Not aliens Glue back toy rocket fins kids ripped off Sticker passer outer "Where can I see launch in (random city)" "idk" *gestures broadly at next launch date* Live stream tech support, typically at 4 a.m. Regularly at launch pics Amy Snyder Hale @planetmort Nov 19 Literally all I do as a NASA engineer: Not aliens Meetings Power Point More meetings Still not aliens *curses at MlICE No, the Moon landing was not fake More Power Pointz *OMG that image is so cool* More meetings. twitter.com/noisyastronome... 8:04 AM Nov 20, 2019 Twitter Web App

Payton Barnwell @PaytonBarnwell Literally all I do as a SpaceShip Engineer: "No, it isn't all rocket science" *Hides Wikipedia on 3rd monitor* Cry in MATLAB Excel Meetings Coffee More coffee Look at SpaceShip that has BEEN TO FRICKIN SPACE Improve said SpaceShip "No, they aren't all Shuttles" Chelsey Ballarte @ChelseyBallarte Nov 20 Literally all I do in NASA public affairs: Not aliens Glue back toy rocket fins kids ripped off Sticker passer outer "Where can I see launch in (random city)" "idk" *gestures broadly at next launch date* Live stream tech support, typically at 4 a.m. Regularly at launch pics twitter.com/planetmort/sta... 8:49 AM Nov 20, 2019 Twitter for Android

Kattrin Bee @KattrinBee Literally all I do as a bedside nurse: You passed gas... yay When was the last time you pooped Dilaudid isn't due yet You CAN put THAT in the urinal yourself I don't know when they're rounding I'll be back with the Sierra Mist pumpkin spice pegasus, md @raw_em_md Nov 19 Literally all I do as an ER doctor What brings you in When did it start? What's a while? The whole time? 5 years? Oh okay So when did it start? No, this time. And then? When did THAT start? Did you tell your doctor? Your appointment is Friday? Did you take your meds? Why not? twitter.com/kenlacovara/st... 7:46 PM Nov 19, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

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literally, all i do as a former WH intern: just kidding.

Literally, all I do as a paleontologist: Pretty sure that’s not a fossil That’s not a fossil either That’s a rock That’s also a rock Jurassic Park can’t happen That’s a rusty crescent wrench It’s not like Ross on Friends Still a rock Archeology is differ

Kenneth Lacovara @kenlacovara Literally, all I do as a paleontologist: Pretty sure that's not a fossil That's not a fossil either That's a rock That's also a rock Jurassic Park can't happen That's a rusty crescent wrench It's not like Ross on Friends Still a rock Archeology is different Fine, it's a fossil Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace Nov 18 Literally all I do as an archaeologist: Not aliens Still not aliens Erm, unsure, probably ritual in nature Not aliens No, I don't want to know about the pottery backlog Who stole my trowel? No, we don't walk on the baulk No aliens, still My section is perfect Never aliens twitter.com/BrianCAlbrecht... 7:31 PM Nov 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Literally all I do as an investment advisor: No. No. Don't buy that. No, the Fed's decision doesn't matter. No. No, CNBC doesn't have good ideas. No. Stop immediately. No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop, don't do that. No.

Cullen Roche @cullenroche Literally all I do as an investment advisor: No. No. Don't buy that No, the Fed's decision doesn't matter. No. No, CNBC doesn't have good ideas. No. Stop immediately. No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop, don't do that. No. FP @FaciePrima Nov 13 Literally all I do as an attorney: No. No. Seriously, no. Like, how did you even think this was a good idea. Stop immediately. No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop Stop it, you can't do that. No. 8:37 AM Nov 15, 2019 Tweet Deck

Literally all I do as an attorney: No. No. Seriously, no. Like, how did you even think this was a good idea. Stop immediately. No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop. Stop it, you can’t do that. No.

FP @FaciePrima Literally all I do as an attorney: No. No. Seriously, no. Like, how did you even think this was a good idea. Stop immediately No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop Stop it, you can't do that. No. 5:14 PM Nov 13, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

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Literally all I do as an archaeologist: Not aliens Still not aliens Erm, unsure, probably ritual in nature Not aliens No, I don't want to know about the pottery backlog Who stole my trowel? No, we don't walk on the baulk No aliens, still My section is p

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literally, all i do as a former WH intern: just kidding.

Literally, all I do as a paleontologist: Pretty sure that’s not a fossil That’s not a fossil either That’s a rock That’s also a rock Jurassic Park can’t happen That’s a rusty crescent wrench It’s not like Ross on Friends Still a rock Archeology is differ

Literally all I do as an investment advisor: No. No. Don't buy that. No, the Fed's decision doesn't matter. No. No, CNBC doesn't have good ideas. No. Stop immediately. No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop, don't do that. No.

Literally all I do as an attorney: No. No. Seriously, no. Like, how did you even think this was a good idea. Stop immediately. No, that doesn't make it okay, either. No. Stop. Stop it, you can’t do that. No.

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