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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT [Meme] I've come to make an announcement; Pope Nicolaus is a bitch ass m-----------, he excommunicated my f------ character. Thats right, he took his Pope pointy hat out and he excommunicated my f------ character, and he said his moral authority was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pope Nicolaus, you've got a small demesne, it's the size of this island except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my authority looks like: *appoints antipope* THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL VIRTUES, NO SINS, NO VICES. Look at that, he looks like the perfect Pope. He excommunicated my character so guess what? I'm gonna conquer the Papacy. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY DECLARATION OF WAR! Except I'm not gonna conquer the Papacy. I'm gonna go higher. I'M CONQUERING GERMANIA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BYZANTIUM? I FORMED THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE LEVIES HIT YOUR F------ BORDERS, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I CONQUER YOU тоо.

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I've come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog's a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my f------ wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog f----- BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my f------ wife, and he said his BELLS were "this JINGLY!" and i said "that's JOLLY!" So i'm making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING'S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here's what my STOCKING looks like! COC****That's right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I'm gonna GIFT the world! That's right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER! 8.1 AMD GREAT. ILLAM SMART. I A PH B
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Uploaded Nov 29, 2019 at 04:13AM EST

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Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta

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