I've come to make an announcement: Champion Leon's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking secretary.

"Hey, citizens of Galar! I know you wanna buy my stocks! But fuck you, I'm keeping the stocks. That's right, you ugly little girl, I'm taking everything you have, give me your phone! I'm taking over Daily Discovery, I'm taking over Mach Motors, the news is mine, and everyone else can leave! You see that planet?! I'M TAKING IT, TOO! It looks like a fucking Shuca! BLAM, and it busted a nut, then and there!"