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Doomer - 26 Year Old DOOMer

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running out of assorted meaningless activities to cycle through over and over again to keep things interesting Apt is more disgusting than a dumpster, has to dodge massive piles of garbage like the nightfox from oceans 12 actually felt a real connection to an attractive mutt Indian chick, never pursued her. would never racemix "you know son, Wendy's is hiring. this could be a really good opportunity for you" starts terrorist incel manifesto, gives up, it would never be as good as ted's, wouldn't even be as good as Elliot Rodgers "F---, my family, friends, boss, and everyone else I know probably found that bad thing I said online 11 years ago. I'm f-----" thinks about buying a rubber vagina, “no way, when I become President one day, they will subpoena my bank records and the whole world will find out" "besides, what if the front desk read the label on my package?" has seen every satanic movie under the sun "I'm watching these to strengthen my own faith in god" hates christian movies, has never seen any bought crypto at $300, sold at $500 for rent "I have time to make these gains back" did weed, "can't truly change until I do shrooms" did shrooms, "can't truly change until I do dmt" never does dmt, too scared gets excited at nighttime. "time to live dangerously" drives the speed limit to gas station to get candy, then drives back home stares at himself so long in the mirror he starts to see a reptilian entity, gets scared goes to theme park alone, "everyone knows Il'm alone", gets hit on by a single mom with a n-----, worst day of his life DOU The 26 Year Old MER tried masturbating with a condom “so this is what it feels like" world's leading authority on xenology didn't make the cut for ancient aliens season 57 realizes the rapture will never happen, still scared shitless by it ran out of sci-fi movies, "wel| I guess I could give the notebook a try" tries to redpill friends and family, gets ridiculed forever, "maybe there is something wrong with me" "No thanks, i don't want attend your charity drive for cancer, they've had the cure for this s--- decades ago", stays home and masturbates sought treatment from 10 different doctors about penis problem unknown by medical science, told to f--- off every time "f---, the government knows all my p--- history, including my femdom stash. I can never be a public figure" waits until the coast is clear when walking from apt to car, makes a run for it, sees someone, has to return "what if my college crush who recently got married still thinks about me" can't look cashier at Taco Bell drive thru in the eye. Too ashamed of himself ditched all his best friends "i don't need brainwashed friends, l'll find new ones when I better myself" lives out in the country, "God damn spy satellites are watching everything I do, better draw the blinds as much as possible" "f--- better not be that edgy on 4chan, the fbi could send a helicopter to bomb my house" "Is this hell?" dropped out of college. "Steve jobs and bill gates did it", still works for $8/hr "what's the point in practicing shooting with an AR15. I'm no match against a swat team" attempts to get rid of unwanted email subscriptions, can never finish has forsaken his friends and broken all bonds of fellowship has seen countless therapists, therapists end up in psychiatric wards "if I just drink a monster energy every day, I might be able to make this life thing work" bought a bunch of inspirational books on a whim hoping to change outlook on life. never read them "better pick this minor zit on the unreachable part of my back for a few hours" would prefer a runescape party hat instead of sex with a hot chick circumcised penis has ruined his sex life, "maybe foregen will come through by 2045" has not bought new clothes since 2008, wears crocs as dress shoes thinks everyone he doesn't like is a crypto Jew terrified of being microchipped, "well if I just learn how to survive off grid, teleport, turn invisible, and survive without food, P'Il be ok" sets up entire life to self-destruct if he relapses on nofap, fails anyway in 4 days "I don't see any issue with your erectile dysfunctional mutilated circumcised penis with pubic hair growing 3/4 of the way up the shaft. It must just be in your head." still plays Halo 3, every other game has been s--- ever since world war 3 declared, billions dead, planet destroyed, happiest day of his life s--- I hope this stranger can't smell my recent m----------- pheromones best friends from childhood have forgotten he exists I wonder what it's like to go out and have fun with friends on a weekend meditates for 4 hours in total darkness and silence to see what happens. Nothing happens drives to the McDonald's 35 miles away. “maybe this one will be different" "anon, you just need some confidence" decides to get rid of all subversive Jewish possessions couldn't do it, would be throwing away entire belongings kissless virgin, attended a strip club, didn't even know what to do, couldn't enjoy it mind is completely stuffed with disgusting p--- images, "sex is completely natural, it's fine, this is normal" "FEMA will be rounding me up any day now for the concentration camp" has never even liked girls, every girl he has met has been a total headache and a huge annoyance knows every single famous jew, even the ones people think are goyim thought Obama was the antichrist used to be addicted to p----------, p--- doesn't even excite him anymore "Gonna turn this life thing around!", masturbates 4 times that day gets hit on by obese 16 year old black chick "why apply for a job? every industry run by Jews, l'll get f----- over eventually" "if I were to go to prison, would it be any different than the way I live now?" has forgotten what normal life used to feel like "Why don't you date *ugly church girl you feel absolutely no attraction for*? She's nice." "these 2 dozen doughnuts l'm ordering are for a party l'm having" "so glad I don't have any major responsibilities tying me down" attempts suicide later that day same music playlists since 2012 pens suicide novel, never finishes, wouldn't be able to enjoy sympathy from the grave purchased Tai Lopez online mentorship programs, realized he's a Jew. It was just a scam has contemplated suicide for years. too much of a p---- to follow through hypothesizes for hours about how Barney might be satanic night drive at 3am, maxes out old buick century at 108 mph, doesn't care lord of the rings extended version marathon including special features "ok when I truly hit rock bottom, I will get my s--- together", keeps hitting a new low watches videos of incels killing themselves on camera fantasizes about it, but would never do it knows about every red pill under the sun by age 19 can't do anything about it or tell anyone else, consumed by hopelessness 2004: my favorite movie is holes, such a good story has never known true joy since age 8 2018: holes was f------ propaganda about a race mixing n------lover and a money grubbing k--- life is so boring, dreams aren't even interesting anymore knows every toxic, gmo, cancer causing ingredient in food binges on candy and fast food anyway "who is my best man going to be?" blasts loud emotional music while driving turns music to mute when near any other vehicle masturbates sitting in bathtub. “haven't done this before" blank stare at the wall for hours researches all the potential Jews in his past to blame for all his problems can't even enjoy happy moments, "something must be wrong here"

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TheMysteriousGray

TheMysteriousGray

Jan 09, 2020 at 10:52PM EST

I was expecting some hardcore DOOM fanatic with useless trivia bits about binary space partitioning and a deathmatch legacy so absurdly godlike that he has letters from John Romero that openly bask in his 2.5D gibbitude glory, y'know someone I could both relate to somewhat and laugh at, instead I got a 4Channer with the DOOM logo awkwardly slapped on his incredibly unflattering meme.

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Steve

Steve

Jan 10, 2020 at 01:42AM EST

I see these wojacks and I think what these people could have done with their time instead of making these

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