This guy fucks. I'm tired of people showing a skinny anime chick with a little bit of plump, if even that, when I'm lookin for someone with some meat on her bones.

See, now this is just straight up false. Thiccness has nothing to do with broad attractiveness, it deliberately involves being plump. Having a nice soft layer of fat between the core and the outside, for maximum fucking cuddle potential. While it primarily does more properly define the lower region then the upper one, the case of this matter is, she's not actually thicc. Those legs are merely conventionally attractive, and thin enough to say the Monkey's Paw did not deliver, even on a technical level.

Now, if he was asking for a big tiddy Lamia and it gave him the same thing but with giant breasts, that'd be different.