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The Chad The virgin GAME BOY VIRTUAL BOY. 32 m------------ bits!!! plays in 3D, just like real life 8-bit large library, but most of it is garbage dials and s--- on top so looks like a retarded shaped like some military equipment from 2045 even people with bad eyesight can see it deformed brick used LED displays only displays in 2D before it was cool display technology can be played in anything from pitch black to the more akin to a GAY impossible to see in 99.9% of lighting calculator than a surface of the sun video game first widescreen conditions game system ever everyone and their grandmother has heard of it (she still thinks your switch is one) low refresh rate makes no motion blur Nintendo displays only the most badass colors in the universe: scrolling objects look like a blurry mess whatsoever quality over quantity game library RED and BLACK ugly moldy green display (blue and green are for p------ and queers) only owned by the hardcorest of hardcore gamers 160x144 display makes 240p look high def can stay on for like 2 makes you take breaks so you remember to do important stuff, like banging Stacy and weeks, eating up your can only play 3 musical notes at can play 6 notes at once so you can hear jazz and s--- valuable time once her mom

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Virgin Game Boy Vs Chad Virtual Boy


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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