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Livet a full nfe, that lady Just, all the wny to the ent, which is, uh, now I gue Raaly mekes you think 1 tima, veu ve been grant T your waitressi No Tm juat kidding eround thereN na waitres Buts though, cched hu a die. Okay, wail thes rioualy, ther's about mnather. No paint beeting a deed horae right? Sa Nmw whet? on't enow Mam. you get any ide Anything Mam? Nat Nathing to contritute? Knack ene with my other, and cen just teik and tak withut her talling me to shut ug ani man her drini? ey, Mam. of me Cini just say how amazing it is to be in a you think I should shut up No? You sure? I meen, I dan't want to emherre you ity meking thie muogy intameogy. n, eridualy, yuu wante me to sit down enil let a telk, just knock. I will not be offended, No? Your funere Sorry ibout the cios ctet, ty the way She wante an npen aestnt, but ut you know, she'e dend nuw, so o care what she wented? 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You need to be censistent, you neet ta be dapenolv your best frinnd, or solve e mytery, and fly te Kanse You need to do t every nay, which enough, thet even though your perenta aren't what you need them to ba ovet and over and over again, a. waiting for that, the proof that even though my mother was hard woman, doep down, she loved me and brighter Even now, I find mymit waiting Hay, Mom, knock once if you love me and care about me and want o gentie into that good night. She went ciewing ng fighting and threaning, henc the face. It you'd seen her, I sw nailing this imaression. wan in the harpital with her thoe lest moments, and instant of strange caln where she looied in my direction and said, 1 sen you." 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And F remember one time, a fan askad me, Hey, um, you know that episotie where the horse to the dane coffee cup'n intirely coffee cup Maybe we're dumb to try to pin significnnce onto every little thing Maybe when aome S me with e uh You are an obj peet Or maybe she just literally m at has untered y e mam's more my au cailed HorsIn Areun Pneenuid yur of a It et the e neyle it's dumb to try to ettribute it to anything 8Back in the 90s, very famous TV an a pep talk after Ethan finda out his crust anty asked r coffee cup on the kitchen counter, but in the etuta ut Ethen, the emory and how even two people ce eserence the seine moment i because a missing. Was that because the show was date contest? in making ways?" And I didn't have the heart to be like, "No, man, some erew guy juat left their ther friends wvere heving a derikiest the statement shots of the horse, you can subjectiv about the fluctuant YonhT And mRye the e Thes again, a puiie ahe diffenent cup in the shot" So instead, I wes li anys, "see you," it just means, "1 see ye Uat wnt even talking to me ueceuse, im being honer, ahe wasn't reelly looking at me. She wes looking ust pest me, There wes nobody else in the roum, so went to think she w ng to me, hut, hanestly, she was so far gene et thet point, who knows whet she was sueing? Who were you taiking to. Mom? Nat saying, huh? Staying mum? No rimshot. there God, whatever m paying you, it's too much Maybe she saw my ded. My dad died about ten years ago of injuries he sustained during a duel. When your father dies, you Rsk yourseif is Questions likt "Weit, did you say he dint in a tuel and "Who dies ina duel The whole thing was so stupid. Ded spent his entire ife writing this book, but he of lot questions to carry it or eny newspepers to review it Finaly, I guess this ane newspaper thought he was pretty hilarious, because thery ren a review and tere him to stores get any Shreds So my tather, ever the praud Mary, decided he wauld nat stand for this beamirchment of his hanor. He claimed the critic didn't undarstend what it menant to be a man, no he manded satistaction in the form of pistals at dawn. He wrote the paper this letter, saying anyone who didn't lika his book, he wauld challenge to a duel anyone in the world He'd him up n pay for airfare to San Franciaco and a night in a hotel. Well, eventually this found ita way to soma kook in Mantana, wha was as betahit es he was and et Golden Gete Perk end agreed ten pecex, then shoot. But in the middie of the ten pacur, Ded turned to arik the guy if he'd actunily resd t go to jeck in the lcox then aller k and what he thought potte I never heerd her y e now i elont know Y Eaut her "My molhr den ane ty s----- thing t yur widow that's whet ni eller, the quint ane duee aral trics Hay, hing funny Likn, okay Whers the ifaranca coffint That's an eample o e runny thing Thenk you Le try gnin ey, K-- took on the met but ot looking where he was going, tripped over en exposed root end beshed his head on e roce I wish 'd known to thum It would've been nice to www.te तरि wry s worse now" Or maytie she knew that he hed tritterno away i her inheritance, and epleced it with cripplinn d. H"Bad news, you lost e husbend but den't warry you alse lost the housel Maybe Mom knew shet have maant by "averything is wore now is that what you meant, Mom? E pinna nan, when I sey something funny bo epuid have afree something to show for or about y fether, but at his funerel she d " ng the son of Butterscotch Hersaman My dering mother geve the eulogy My e Chushand is dnad, Feverything is worse now "My husbend is dend, and even Maybe she falt like that's the kind of thing you're supposed to sey ata funeral. Maybe she hoped ene dey semeane wed to sel this double et A ve into a home. Meye Dotte say, re counhin fit and the other ts /ly cerrying expulaion of germa? On a What e difference between my mother and hunch of Eneter eggn? One gets carried in a harkut, the other yets buried in s.cesketi Reedy for ona mare? Let one Whet the tween a first-year t majer end my mother, iontrice Horseman? One in decently rend, and the other's e huge biteh Yoan, might heve gane ttos fer wth that ene ve been a littin too "my mam'sa huge biteh for the room. I'm sorry, Mather. 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I'mun sh n show Philbert I'm the avory imening but my deys ere so been t o meny funerea, he un th buiding and i went emething We understood soch other in a way Me and my mam and my dad, Ewed up a we all wern, we iemdaratana jh other My matlier, t entire life like youre drowning, with the exception f these momenta, these very rar brief instancan, in wth yi iey remmier astly you're drowning She understood that, too: And she recogniaed that Iunderstood it. And gni me threa Ther wes en understanding thet we were all drowning together And i would likn tn think thet that's what sha ani it means that you' re nect i meen, you know, obviounly weird thing sbout both your parants being dee Snepchatting tean at any moment. And you would think that knowing that would make us more sdventur ty I aciunlly had a near-dunth eperienen recently A atunt went hed and I fel offe buiding I'm en ectar, i as y he show. It haan't come out yet, but it's eireedy o of the shooting schedule, I dan't even know whatorming m nbo vway veu know whet I thought, when w whet mourning meena anymore Let you guys figure thet one out for youurselves getting Emmy burz On, speeiking of buzz I'm supposed to take we are's joke in there somewher, ebout Anyway nt e e Tha lest thing thet my stupit brain could come up with beforo I died? "Wan't they be sorry Cool thought, brain, No that wes what "they wentet to be sorry My mom, even before shn died, could heraly remember who i was And of coursn, my dad an ne o The last cooversation I ever nove Ha wes so certein this book wes his legacy Maybe he thought it would vindicate him for ell the shety tnings he ever d in his stupid worthles life give him that? I used to be on this TV show calied Horin Around. Seriousy, though, held your appleuan. Wel het it mentiot theyre , whe's eleo dead new, and stered this tbe giri hemed Sersh Lynk. And it was about these orphenAna any on, the.network hed a nobe htewn Al was a junkin, but hes gocten herelf ceaned u, and ahe wants to be in Ol ng for ever thougnt that the erphens wereed. elweys thought they with her And the natwark realy juiced the cithanger Divie gene for good a a the har jndidut, and when Ehe mam aye hes moving to en now never reed it, biend Herb why wouldt ecause t arphens sed and not raleteble"Buti orphans sa mucn, baceuse utiences tend to finit ey could imagine their perenta to be anything they wantet They had something to We id this ene senson finale, where she's like a perfect grown Olivias birth mother n-up version of Olivie, and lother and yot her ears pierced lika sne's always wanten and-sorry, poiier alert for the senon six finale of Horsin' Araund, you're still working your way Anyway. Ife egein And of course, they the thrghAnywy he erse tries to moms have way of letting you down." But her, "Be cereful, r Oivie just t But at coure becnun it's a TV show, she was not gane for good Of rides tram Mr. T, A and the caist of home had Lo ge beck to rehabh, so Ovie hed to hitchhik at the way wnas neppened. Becaus whet ere you ganna da, just not have Olivis on the show? You cen't have hapry endings in sitcoms, not realy, becausu, teveryone's Olivia's mother had getting her funeral taking ebout my oid TV show Or maybe shed think it wes funny that her idot an Eves until there isn't My mom wult hata it fehe knew thetI spent so much time me to say All 1 know is she wented en open cascat, and her idiot sen couldn't even de that right rm not gonne stand up here end pratend I ever understood how te plensu tnat would be over. and above ali g mare realistic than thet You se, the show. hep to knn aginy There's elweys more show And you can cell Harsin Around dumb or bad or unrealistie but there in eget a happy ending, 'cause there's always mare show 1 t no instructiens for whet she wanted Non couldn't ven do this right Who knowst She women, even though so much of my life has been wasted in vein attampts to figure it out But i keep going beck to that moment in the ICU when she looked at me, and. "1E see you" Jesus Christ, we were in the intensive cere unit She wes juat reading a nign My mom died and all got wes this free churre. You know the shittie when that stranger behind the counter gave me that free churra, that amal act of kindness shawed more compRSon than my mother geve me her entire goddemn life. Likn, how hard is it to do something nice for a person? This woman st the jack in the Bow didn't even know mie l'm your san! All I had was you! 1 have this friend. And right around when I first met her, her dad died, and I actunlly went with her to the funerat. Ana months later, she toid me that she didn't understand why she wes stile et, because she never even liknd her at it's like? it's like that show Becker, it just-it couldn't put them w it never wDuld be And thet's whet en though you'd never admit it, part ther in dend, and everything is worse good to know. It's good to know that 1. And I khow that now and it's good. din 2018, and i have no idea what fether. It made sense to me because i went through the same thing when my dad died And 'm going through the same thing naw. You koow you know, with Ted Denson? watched the entire run of thet shaw, hoping that it would get better, and it together. And when got cenceled, I wes reely bummed out, rot beceuse I liced the show, but beceuan enew it could be so much better, losing a perent is like it'e ike Becker Suddenly, you realite youưl never heve the good reletionship you wented, and es long e of LiE nevier did. it had all the rig they ware the nt you, was stil holding on to that chance And you didn't erven realizn it until that chance went ar RE mather wha looks at me from ecroas a room and says "lojack Harsaman, Lone you" Bu 15, and there never will be No, it's good to know that I am the only one that ed Well No peint besting e dead harse. Bentrice Harseman wes bern in 1 you, now, beca there It's good thet I know that So.'s good m she wented Unless she just wanted whet wea nobody looking out for me, E ne be seen Is this Funeral Parlor 87

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