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![O Anonymous (ID: HZ6gi/ni ) [*] 02/29/20(Sat)20:39:03 No.245950138 ► >>245951623 File: 1583026841146.png (138 KB, 949x474) At first I was afraid, I was hospitalized Kept thinking it could never happen that we would never die But then I spent so many nights talking to my best friend Wong And I was wrong And I learned how to cough till dawn And so your back From your workplace I just walked in to find you here with that sick look upon your face I should have changed that stupid mask, I should have left you quarantined If id known for just one second you'd be back to infect me Go on now, go, walk out the door Just turn around now Cause you're not healthy anymore Weren't you the one who tried to say it's just a flu Did you think l'd believe you Did you think l'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I stay by myself, I know l'll stay alive I've got all my beans to eat And I've got all my best hentai and l'll survive I will survive, hey, hey It took all the masks I had just to commute Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my ruptured suit And I spent oh-so many nights feeling trapped inside my house I almost died But now my fever has gone by and you see me No more Wu Flu I'm not that nasty little chinaman coughing all over you And so you felt like dropping in just to try and infect me Well, now l'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's Corona free Go on now, go, walk out the door Just turn around now Cause you're not healthy anymore Weren't you the one who tried to say it's just a flu Did you think l'd believe you Did you think l'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I stay by myself, I know l'll stay alive I've got all my beans to eat And l've got all my best hentai and l'll survive I will survive, hey, hey](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/768/064/9cb.png "Anon will survive | /r/4chan")
![[] The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRl o 09/09/09(Wed)19:26:35 No 159207195 Let me tell you a story guys. This story is about the most satisfying vengeance I have ever gotten on someone. You see, I know this guy. You probably know one similar to him. He was always very popular, despite his faggotry. The man is clean cut, born handsome. and has a superiority complex because of it. He always got the he would do nothing but blather about the last time he had sex and give the impression he gets large quantities of pudy-tang. This guy is very loud and obnoxious. Every time the teacher ever said anything, he would have to let out o witty reply. Everytime anyone said anything he had to comment. This trend even c freaking COLLEGE. I was actually trapped in a dorm with this bastard for a semester. He has always been so smug, with such a huge sense of accomplishment. Well, one afternoon, after pouring a shake on someone's head, I heard that bastard-Mc f------- was throwing a party on the first Saturday of next month. the perfect opportunity for me to humble him I thought. He had a nice big condo, paid for by his parents. That would be the object of my vengeance. oped out his house while in fiber. I had been ea swe t big douche bag smile of his as I ate more and mor this food for nearly a month now. I ac sleep with a butt plug, like a bear. I waited until a half hour after his party started. I slipped in though the front, waddling like a penguin, my belly full of crap. I had only the clothes on my back, a walmart bag concealing something, and a bannana hammock. The Bearer of OC !Q8M3qNRIo 09/09109(Wed)19:27:23 No. 159207351 My stomach had actually distended 5 inches. I had always felt full for the past month. I walked, sick to my stomach, over towards the bathroom. I ok a deep breath and de nded into the bathroom, dragging a chiar cked the door and propped the chair t it. I took off my pant moved the but ar much as a warning, I heard a weedwhacker like noise t bowl. The ch was awful. More and more s--- was pouring out, my a apping toga wer bruised. I felt a horrible pain in my anus. It was felt as though, in doing so, that my pelvis was splititng apart. My giant turd stopped. I could tell that I would need to s strand of s---. I started to strain with all my might. I could fe y ass hole was being torn apart by two large grizles. I sweezed a turd of monolithic proportio blood rushing to my head as I grunted. Suddenly, a jetstream of blood shot out of my se as I heard a SHLORP* se from down below. The mon ly imagine the horror that must have be ed, even with all this straining and pai urd's girth had not peaked yet. Blood pouring from my nose I actually flexed my abdomen to push 1-1 The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:28:11 No. 159207514 t was not squishy like a regular s---, it was firm As I s--- the s--- of the titans, I felt something touch my bruised and sore ass. It was a c and rock hard, like burnt tire rubber. I stood up, bowlegged. The s--- was and knees like a dog, s--- still coming out, strong as ever. With a grunt, I had finished off this massive strand of turd. I looked behind me in terror at what still coming. I got am. i was crawling on my With a rumbl this what not over. Tha he calm be an proce ompanied by a massive farting of truly epic proportio even my loud screech was obscured by the thunder from my ass. The bathtub rattled with my farting, in between s------- spells I could hear people cern. OH CHRIST I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE DOOR! IS THE HOUSE ACTUALLY SHAKING? The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3NRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:2922 No. 159207765 e room was so thick ld have sworn t After gritting my teeth for god knows how long, I picked up my walmart bag. I took out the gas mask I had hidden in it. I placed the gasmask on my head, and put my banana hammock in my walma HEY! WHOS IN THERE!? IF YOU DONT LEAVE, I'M BREAKING DOWN THIS DOOR picked up my sock and walmart bag, leaving my pants and underwear in the bathroom. Bastard Mc F------- was slamming against the door, it was I took off one of my socks, and put a bar of soap in it. From outside I could hear Bastard Mc F------- shouting beginning to crack in the middle t a minute I s was pric aid. He kept slamming against the door, anyway. So, I moved the chair, and unlocked the door. The look of utter surprise and astonishment on his fac Perhaps it was the idea of s eing a half naked man in a gas mask standing in his bathroom twirling a sock with a bar of soap in it. Before he could do anything I hit his nuts with the soap and he dropped to his knees. I Sparta kicked his face, and began beating him with the sock until I saw ing from his head Everyone at the party was just staring at me. They might have intervened had it not been for the nearly solid ass gas that shot from the bathroom. The stench came in waves, like a tide. One chick actually dropped to the ground sobbing from the stink, alone □ The Bearer of OCIQ8M3qNRLo 09/09/09(Wed)19:30:25 No. 159207969 On my way out the door, I smashed a window with my sock. I shut the door, and took one last s--- on his doorstep. As I began running down the street,l saw police and an ambulance. I ran for 2 blocks and then climbed the fence to our local swimming pool. People looked at me in utter disgust, what with s--- caked around my ass like it was. I grabbed chlorine tablets and I leaped into the pool with my walmart bag. Under the water, I went through a thorough scrubbing process. I used the chlorine tablets like asswipes, and let me tell you, it burnt like hell I had never felt so much relief then when all the s--- was purged from me. I lost the gasmask and put on my banana hammock while kicking to the surface All the people had lost sight of where the pantless man' had gone. I walked out of the swimming pool, went home, and then went to sleep The next day, I was walking by Bastard Mc F-------'s house. He was outside, with a splint, his nose broken, and a bandage around his eye. He was sitting on his from steps with great disdain on his face as men in hazmat suits were rushing in and out. I realized that these men were hooking up a large hose to a truck and running the hose to the bathroom. I heard one man yell hit it! The Bearer of OC 1Q8M3qNRI o 09/09/09(Wed)19:31:38 No.15920823 File1252539098 jpg-(67 KB, 639x541, fuckyeah.jpg) a tremendous rumbling noise began. I smiled and walked to work. On my way back, I saw that they were still pumping, and Bastard Mc F------- was yelling OH GOD! WHY CAN I STILL SMELL IT? WHY!?!? I grinned at him, and told him that1」ust lost the game. He stared at me strangely as I strolled home. I smiled and whispered something to myself "F--- Yeah FUCKYEAH! THE END](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/263/025/9c9.jpg "9c9.jpg")
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