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: Anonymous (ID: EWvgZeOo just a meme 03/02/20(Mon)18:33:41 No.9673373 >be me >bored at work >small company, office job >get a coworking suite with my boss who only comes in on sundays >boss isn't in usually on weekdays, save wednesday >today I'm particularly horny 337 KB JPG >don't want to j------- >looking for alternative >remember I played a flight simulator the night before for like five straight hours >get the idea to whip my hard-on out >sit in my swivel chair and start banking right and left while making jet noises >TERRAIN >PULL UP >WOOP WOOP >press the tip to fire cannons >TARGET LOCK >FIRE >don't hear footsteps outside door >keep pretending to be F-16 Phalcon >about to blow my load >quietly yell "ATOLL" and "EJECT" >hop up from chair and happen to be standing infront of boss' chair >it's just flowing >jerk it back >blows out all over the chair >boss opens the door and sees this absolute f------ mess >looks at me like pic related >slams the door shut and doesn't come back and that's how I lost my first job btw my boss was a woman

Anon loses his first job | /r/4chan


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Anonymous 11/28/22(Mon) 12:35:27 No.125982792 >MUH BLACK >MUH WHITE Can't we just all get along? 54 KB PNG Anonymous 339 KB PNG >>125986266 # 11/28/22(Mon) 12:36:48 No.125982848 >>125982792 (OP) # ΝΟ
⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #
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