I mean poorly timed, rushed marriage certainly is? Which is why so much of boomer humor is hating wife, because they rushed into marriage because that's what they were 'supposed' to do.

"Oh my theoretical divine entity, Stanford, THIS is why you wanted us to visit this dimension? You do realise that it could potentially rip apart the space-time continuum each time I use the portal, could you please stop using it for something so trivial?"