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It'sthejews.jpg (30 KB, 340x415) google iqdb wait The Roastie Anonymous 6 April 2020 , Monday, 3:19 AM No.15031670 Once upon a midnight dreary, while pondered weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious profile of a tinder w----- while I read it, nearly swiping, suddenly I spied her typing, "Kids? Still want them!" starts the griping, "even though I'm 34." "Tis impossible," I muttered "having kids at 34." Chance of offspring: nevermore. Ah, remember without hinder it was in the app of Tinder; Though it once was known as Grinder, just for gays it was no more. Eagerly I wished the qt;-vainly I had sought for booty An heir to sire's my duty -sire an heir in my Lenore Alas, the radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore- Tfw for evermore. And the sad, uncertain rustling of my pant fly whilst the tightening Thrilled me-filled me with fantastic qt's never known before; So that now, to still the beating of my dong, I stood repeating all along that one day my Lenore would be mine for evermore- But for now the roastie's bleating for acceptance 'spite her eating;- Dear God dating is a chore. At that point my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, "Lol," said I, "m'lady, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was jerking, so unless you would be working with ovaries that aren't lurking 'on the corner with a w----, Then leave my DM's before," I said, "I put you through a door"– Silence then and nothing more. Deep in that inbox staring, long I sat there waiting, caring, for naught but the prospect of a girl who's truly not a w----; But the silence then was broken and like a harpy she had spoken, For the beast had I awoken when she said the word, "deplore." "Deplore," she said, "your kind, for I have something in mind for you, you boar- have sex incel, and nothing more." Back into the DM's turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I felt a longing somewhat stronger than before. "Surely," said I, "surely that is something you cannot mean; Especially when it is seen the roast beef in your vagene Let your tongue be still this instant and your interest in me explore only thus: nevermore. Alright you guys finish it.

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