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□ So the most hilarious thing just 0ccurred while I went to go to the atm Cuddletro (2)m(.rm) OsBrAshd Sut Oer2, 2011 11:06PM No 37314761 Fle 131761116397.gif-(3069KB, 640 360,130743227533.g) >Walk up to the atm for the handy dandy check deposit thingy A WILD HOODLUM APPEARS >Puls out gun, therefore I'm soet ve at a disadvactage >Aready knowing what he wants, I pull out ay wallet and hand over nay cash (such as it is) >He notices my keychain Is that Rarity? he barks Not really sure where this was going, I respond with a resounding Uh yeah? He takes one look at it, then my cash, then me in a sort of deadly triangle F--- "he whispers and runs off with nothing. I WAS JUST SPARED MUGGING BY ANOTHER BRONY. What the f--- Fle 131761270934 png-(7.79KB, 263 254, 130710813394 png) So I feel Really Bad Guys. Anonymous Sun, det2, 2011 11:31PM No. 37315171 So I want to start off by saying that I am very sorry Ponychan. Ive been having money troubles and have been out of work some time now. My rent is past due and I was told that rm going to get evicted #1 don't I don't want to be forced out on the street so I decided to do something unconscionable. I decided I woald have to steal i So there I an wailing near the ATM for someone to show up. First target waks up, and I'm nervous as hel. I jmp the guy, gim in hand and demand his cash. That's when I saw it pay. A Rarty key chain. I couln't beheve my eyes. I had to ask Ts that Rarity? He said Yeah Al I could dink to say was "F--- "I left empty handed Guess I need to find another way to make rent. Maybe something a litle more legal this time. File 131761376842ipg-0651KB, 5506, oh ipz) George Bush (Element of Homophobia),Dubyar4Gns Oct 2, 2011 11:49 PM No. 3731 5458 [Reply] My Mom and I are driving by a bank >At red light We stop >Some guy is getting mugged by the ATMM tel oom Wel. S--- I bope the guy is akight al Creator San, Oct 2, 2011 11:52 M No. 37315505 File 131761393505 jpg-(4LTSKB,400 427, ATMjpg) 37315171 Wow, that is really wweird. Here I was being an ATM, when suddenly this guy walking up to use me gets cocfronted by this other gury who was siting next to me all day. He looked like he was goona mug him, but then be saw something of his and said 'f--- it and left empty handed Iwa5 going to spit out some money for the poor guy, but be left too fast File 131761448699 png-3041KB, 392 337,121 png) Anonymous Sun、Ocr2, 2011 9.01 PM No. 3731 5656 H-------- grys, you're never going to believe this story! This guy wakks up to it, right? Can you beieve i? [Reply] So here I was poing to this store and there's this ATM nearby. There was this grys sitting next tc bOkay, so he walks up to it and he gets some money out! Machines that give o money!? File 131761447416 jpg-(32.91KB,460u659, Just walk carefuly past the black person iPB) So Random Ror'schachTI L1 Sun, Oct 2, 2011 9.01 PM No 3731 5654 롭 [Reply] So I was patroling the streets of New York, Jooking to get some justice around here When I pass this ATM I see this dude magging anothes guy Right when Im about to swoop in and save the day. The mugger leaves empty handed Then I noticed that the guy bad a Rarity keychain □ Rarity keychain Sant Ocr2, 201』9:03PM No. 37315680 37315608 No wary bro, I was hanging out on my main mans key ring earlier today and we went to the ATM. Then some crazy mugger jmped ready to strike. But he took one look at me and ran off ike a little bitch. What □ Anonymous Surt,Oct 2, 20119:03 PM No. 3731 5681 [Reply] Omg the crariest thing happened today okay so I was ike about to r--- this girl and then I saw she had a Applejack clir piercing, and I decided to leave her be She was already dead anyway though. Craziest thing Canada(0/9canadas3QSun Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM No. 3731 5608B8 [Reply] so, I was ma saper tower p----- o fand ready to ki smeone Isee this guy in a van with his mom dri tng next to a bank rmtnking about k ㎎ths gay Hesu denly stops And then I see a guy getting mugged in the bank they parked by And what is the mmgger holding? Only a Rarity keychain. Then gets scared and nns off I then followed him unti he got home to post on a website about ponies. I then kiled the sorry son of a bitch and use his computer to type this 131761519747 ipg-001K, 341324 Confused fluttershy ips) □ um, I'm having trouble guessing what happened today Mo ey'ALoveyouMMOR Oct3, 2011 12.13 AM No 37315833 It seems like everypony walked past an ATM today... Was there a special bazk holiday today? Should I wak past one too? Unspoiler all text Expand all images Reveal spoilers The DoctorlxCQoDocLeE Mon, Oer 3, 2011 12:14 A No. 37315861 File 131 761 529634 pg-(65 3SKB。160x768, 109 20-celestia parody The-Lord-ofthn-Ring. Pg ) BANDON YOUR POSTS NoOO MOONY NOT YOU TOO! 131761520074 jpg-(23.90KB 360316, 27ipg) OMGOMGOMC You'll never guess what happened today! Nopoay Man, acr 3, 2011 12 13AM No 37315834 goo[Reply] I'm waking by the ATM, right? There are these two guys by it of f------ nowhere So I'm getting ready to run for my lfe and s---, when suddenly this guy puls out a Ranity keychain, and summons a giaet poay mech to combat Godzila le 131761514067 gf-(47.62KB, 362214, glock_hand yun gf) *Starlight Ironhoof fi。NHide 2 Mou der 3, 20111212AM No 3731 581 4 B O [Reply] So there I am, just being a gun. Then suddenly, I'm yanked from my holster and pointed at some random dude. I hear a brief conversation going on, and as I'm being lowered, I see this awesome Rarity key chain I didn't even know they made these things! I'm not entirely sue what happened because I was jast pat back into my holster. It was pretty neat, 5 posts Fle 131761482956 ipg-(96.03K,494430,bank pz) Bank Sun, Oct 2, 2011 907 PM No 3731 5735 [Reply] So there 1 am, just being a bank, and suddenly some guy by my buddy the ATM out front gets mugged, but then the mugger says something about Rarnity and waks away. Just then a guy in the mask ran by, and some dude in a sniper tower started following some kid in a car. Werdest day ever, huh □ Italo (syMPeach3anil sum, der 2, 2011 9:08 PM No. 37315766 Fle 131761493512 png-(8736KB, 2233424, AWWW TE3EAAAAAAAHpng) BANK You forgot the part where some guy tried to r--- a girl who happens to have an piercing. File 13176148228 png-(66.15KB, 256a256, 79 png) EINDA Accidental Creator] AnonymouzUfd9E Sum, Oer 2, 2011 9:07 PM No 3731 5747 [Reply] So I was walking by the ATM today Nothing special happened Amyways how was your day? RorlschachTLLI Sun, Oct 2, 2011909 PM No. 37315769 File 131761494343 png-(29.89K3,48262, Sersously png) Well some crazy s--- happened at the □ Awumpa '2AWiMPA Is Sun 0c12, 2011 11:51 PM No 37315481 hei is being sight of t File 131761 532974 jpg. (17 gX3. 300し300, in Petting uith allmy fingersjpg) George Bush!Dbyadas Mon, de 3, 2011 12:15 ㎶ No. 373158738 And so there I am, An air particle. Then Suddenly,Nevermind F--- it This isn't funny anymore. SHOWS OVER Unspoiler all text Expand all images . POOF ITOOTyqlDtM Mon, Oct 3, 2011 12:16au No. 37315898 Fle 131761539916 gif-(L.0IMB, 40360, good showgir)

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□ So the most hilarious thing just 0ccurred while I went to go to the atm Cuddletro (2)m(.rm) OsBrAshd Sut Oer2, 2011 11:06PM No 37314761 Fle 131761116397.gif-(3069KB, 640 360,130743227533.g) >Walk up to the atm for the handy dandy check deposit thingy A WILD HOODLUM APPEARS >Puls out gun, therefore I'm soet ve at a disadvactage >Aready knowing what he wants, I pull out ay wallet and hand over nay cash (such as it is) >He notices my keychain Is that Rarity? he barks Not really sure where this was going, I respond with a resounding Uh yeah? He takes one look at it, then my cash, then me in a sort of deadly triangle F--- "he whispers and runs off with nothing. I WAS JUST SPARED MUGGING BY ANOTHER BRONY. What the f--- Fle 131761270934 png-(7.79KB, 263 254, 130710813394 png) So I feel Really Bad Guys. Anonymous Sun, det2, 2011 11:31PM No. 37315171 So I want to start off by saying that I am very sorry Ponychan. Ive been having money troubles and have been out of work some time now. My rent is past due and I was told that rm going to get evicted #1 don't I don't want to be forced out on the street so I decided to do something unconscionable. I decided I woald have to steal i So there I an wailing near the ATM for someone to show up. First target waks up, and I'm nervous as hel. I jmp the guy, gim in hand and demand his cash. That's when I saw it pay. A Rarty key chain. I couln't beheve my eyes. I had to ask Ts that Rarity? He said Yeah Al I could dink to say was "F--- "I left empty handed Guess I need to find another way to make rent. Maybe something a litle more legal this time. File 131761376842ipg-0651KB, 5506, oh ipz) George Bush (Element of Homophobia),Dubyar4Gns Oct 2, 2011 11:49 PM No. 3731 5458 [Reply] My Mom and I are driving by a bank >At red light We stop >Some guy is getting mugged by the ATMM tel oom Wel. S--- I bope the guy is akight al Creator San, Oct 2, 2011 11:52 M No. 37315505 File 131761393505 jpg-(4LTSKB,400 427, ATMjpg) 37315171 Wow, that is really wweird. Here I was being an ATM, when suddenly this guy walking up to use me gets cocfronted by this other gury who was siting next to me all day. He looked like he was goona mug him, but then be saw something of his and said 'f--- it and left empty handed Iwa5 going to spit out some money for the poor guy, but be left too fast File 131761448699 png-3041KB, 392 337,121 png) Anonymous Sun、Ocr2, 2011 9.01 PM No. 3731 5656 H-------- grys, you're never going to believe this story! This guy wakks up to it, right? Can you beieve i? [Reply] So here I was poing to this store and there's this ATM nearby. There was this grys sitting next tc bOkay, so he walks up to it and he gets some money out! Machines that give o money!? File 131761447416 jpg-(32.91KB,460u659, Just walk carefuly past the black person iPB) So Random Ror'schachTI L1 Sun, Oct 2, 2011 9.01 PM No 3731 5654 롭 [Reply] So I was patroling the streets of New York, Jooking to get some justice around here When I pass this ATM I see this dude magging anothes guy Right when Im about to swoop in and save the day. The mugger leaves empty handed Then I noticed that the guy bad a Rarity keychain □ Rarity keychain Sant Ocr2, 201』9:03PM No. 37315680 37315608 No wary bro, I was hanging out on my main mans key ring earlier today and we went to the ATM. Then some crazy mugger jmped ready to strike. But he took one look at me and ran off ike a little bitch. What □ Anonymous Surt,Oct 2, 20119:03 PM No. 3731 5681 [Reply] Omg the crariest thing happened today okay so I was ike about to r--- this girl and then I saw she had a Applejack clir piercing, and I decided to leave her be She was already dead anyway though. Craziest thing Canada(0/9canadas3QSun Oct 2, 2011 8:58 PM No. 3731 5608B8 [Reply] so, I was ma saper tower p----- o fand ready to ki smeone Isee this guy in a van with his mom dri tng next to a bank rmtnking about k ㎎ths gay Hesu denly stops And then I see a guy getting mugged in the bank they parked by And what is the mmgger holding? Only a Rarity keychain. Then gets scared and nns off I then followed him unti he got home to post on a website about ponies. I then kiled the sorry son of a bitch and use his computer to type this 131761519747 ipg-001K, 341324 Confused fluttershy ips) □ um, I'm having trouble guessing what happened today Mo ey'ALoveyouMMOR Oct3, 2011 12.13 AM No 37315833 It seems like everypony walked past an ATM today... Was there a special bazk holiday today? Should I wak past one too? Unspoiler all text Expand all images Reveal spoilers The DoctorlxCQoDocLeE Mon, Oer 3, 2011 12:14 A No. 37315861 File 131 761 529634 pg-(65 3SKB。160x768, 109 20-celestia parody The-Lord-ofthn-Ring. Pg ) BANDON YOUR POSTS NoOO MOONY NOT YOU TOO! 131761520074 jpg-(23.90KB 360316, 27ipg) OMGOMGOMC You'll never guess what happened today! Nopoay Man, acr 3, 2011 12 13AM No 37315834 goo[Reply] I'm waking by the ATM, right? There are these two guys by it of f------ nowhere So I'm getting ready to run for my lfe and s---, when suddenly this guy puls out a Ranity keychain, and summons a giaet poay mech to combat Godzila le 131761514067 gf-(47.62KB, 362214, glock_hand yun gf) *Starlight Ironhoof fi。NHide 2 Mou der 3, 20111212AM No 3731 581 4 B O [Reply] So there I am, just being a gun. Then suddenly, I'm yanked from my holster and pointed at some random dude. I hear a brief conversation going on, and as I'm being lowered, I see this awesome Rarity key chain I didn't even know they made these things! I'm not entirely sue what happened because I was jast pat back into my holster. It was pretty neat, 5 posts Fle 131761482956 ipg-(96.03K,494430,bank pz) Bank Sun, Oct 2, 2011 907 PM No 3731 5735 [Reply] So there 1 am, just being a bank, and suddenly some guy by my buddy the ATM out front gets mugged, but then the mugger says something about Rarnity and waks away. Just then a guy in the mask ran by, and some dude in a sniper tower started following some kid in a car. Werdest day ever, huh □ Italo (syMPeach3anil sum, der 2, 2011 9:08 PM No. 37315766 Fle 131761493512 png-(8736KB, 2233424, AWWW TE3EAAAAAAAHpng) BANK You forgot the part where some guy tried to r--- a girl who happens to have an piercing. File 13176148228 png-(66.15KB, 256a256, 79 png) EINDA Accidental Creator] AnonymouzUfd9E Sum, Oer 2, 2011 9:07 PM No 3731 5747 [Reply] So I was walking by the ATM today Nothing special happened Amyways how was your day? RorlschachTLLI Sun, Oct 2, 2011909 PM No. 37315769 File 131761494343 png-(29.89K3,48262, Sersously png) Well some crazy s--- happened at the □ Awumpa '2AWiMPA Is Sun 0c12, 2011 11:51 PM No 37315481 hei is being sight of t File 131761 532974 jpg. (17 gX3. 300し300, in Petting uith allmy fingersjpg) George Bush!Dbyadas Mon, de 3, 2011 12:15 ㎶ No. 373158738 And so there I am, An air particle. Then Suddenly,Nevermind F--- it This isn't funny anymore. SHOWS OVER Unspoiler all text Expand all images . POOF ITOOTyqlDtM Mon, Oct 3, 2011 12:16au No. 37315898 Fle 131761539916 gif-(L.0IMB, 40360, good showgir)

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