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SEE, I RESENT THE FACT THAT I EVER HAD TO HIDE IN A SUBWAY STATION IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU PEOPLE SET YOURSELF UP AS SOME KIND OF ARMY, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER VOTING FOR YOU. WAIT, ARE YOu SERIOUS? YEAH, BUT WHEN DANGER REARS ITS UGLY HEAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IN A SUBWAY LIKE THE REST OF US, DO YOU? WE DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO BE AS COMPLICATED AS YOU. IF I'M GONNA PAY FOR AN ARMY THEY'D BETTER BE ANSWERABLE TO ME! OH, FOR F---'S SAKE. LOOK, I'M GOING TO JAIL SOON, 50 I'LL JUST SAY MY PIECE AND LET BEN TRANSLATE IT INTO DUMB BITCH FOR YOU LATER. FIRSTLY, MYSPACE? NASCAR? ARE YOU REALLY THAT F------ STUPID? You'RE TALKING ABOUT CULTURAL FLOTSAM. IF THIS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TEN YEARS AGO YOU'D BE LECTURING ME ABOUT, F---, BEANIE BABIES OR POKEMON OR S--- LIKE THAT. AMERICA'S IDEALS - YOU KNOW, THE ONES WE ALL PLEDGE OUR ALLEGIANCE TO IN SCHOOL - DON'T CHANGE. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE OBVIOUS. MAYBE IT'S JUST BEEN A LONG WEEK FOR YOU, WHAT WITH YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE OF BEING OFFENDED BY SUPERHEROES AND ALL. I MEAN, IT WAS WAS ONLY US HORRIBLE UNLICENSED SUPERHEROES WHO SENT KANG PACKING A LITTLE LESS THAN TWO YEARS AGO. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER HOW HE BLEW UP WASHINGTON, DC. WHICH MAKES YOUR WHINING ABOUT THE CASUALTIES IN NEW YORK - WELL, AS DUMBASSED AS EVERYTHING ELSE YOU SAY, MISS FLOYD. AND AS FOR YOUR "WELL I WANT SUPERHEROES TO BE ELECTED AND ACCOUNTABLE" SPIEL - SURE, IT SOUNDS GOOD, BUT THE THING ABOUT ALL BAD IDEAS IS THAT IF YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THEM TOO HARD AT FIRST, THEY SOUND GOOD. WHERE ARE THESE ELECTED AND ACCOUNTABLE SUPERHEROES GOING TO COME FROM. ANYWAY? You THINK ANYBODY WITH HALF A BRAIN OR A MORAL FIBRE IN THEIR BODY WOULD SIGN UP TO HAVE SPIDER-MAN'S UFE? "HEY, YOU, I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU - You GET THESE SPIDER-POWERS, AND IN EXCHANGE, YOU GET TO CONSTANTLY HELP PEOPLE AND BE MET WITH NOT JUST INDIFFERENCE BUT OUTRIGHT HOSTILITY, AND ON TOP OF THAT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL CONSTANTLY BE UNDER THE THREAT OF ATTACK FROM SUPER-POWERED ENEMIES, AND MANY OF THEM WILL DIE." you'VE OVERLOOKED, MISS FLOYD, THAT MOST SUPERHEROES GET THEIR POWERS BY ACCIDENT. WE HAVE BEEN F------ BLESSED TO GET SUCH AN ARRAY OF HUMANE AND AND DECENT PEOPLE WORKING FOR THE COMMON GOOD, BUT REALLY, IT'S TO BE EXPECTED THAT SUPERHEROES WOULD MOSTLY GET THEIR ABILITIES THROUGH LUCK. BECAUSE NO MORALLY SOUND PERSON WOULD EVER ENDANGER THEIR LOVED ONES FOR POWER, OR EVEN DUTY. IF YOU TOLD AMERICAN SOLDIERS THAT THEIR DUTY WOULD ENDANGER THEIR FAMILIES, THERE WOULDN'T BE AN ARMY ANY MORE! ARE YOU STARTING TO GET IT, MISS FLOYD? ARE YOU F------ ENLIGHTENED YET? NOT SURPRISED. SAY, HOW ABOUT THEM T-BOLTS! AN ARMY OF SUPERVILLAINS! THAT'S KEEN! THAT, PLUS THE SUDDENLY- INVOLUNTARY "INITIATIVE" THAT TONY'S COOKED UP, MEANS THAT WE NOW HAVE THAT MOST AMERICAN OF THINGS: THINK THEY'LL BE MAKING "CAP WAS RIGHT" T-SHIRTS? A SUPERHERO ARMY CONSISTING OF CONVICTS AND SLAVES! HOT DAMN! BILL OF RIGHTS? WHO NEEDS THAT S---, EH?

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NERFNOW.COM MARVEL HEROES CHARACTERS ARE SO HOT. HOW CAN WE EVEN COMPETE? ...FINAL STEP, WE HAVE IT BITE YOU AND TA-DA, EASY SPIDER POWERS. I KNOW, RIGHT? I WISH I WAS A SUPER-HERO TOO. SUPER-POWERS HOW ABOUT I USE SCIENCE TO GIVE US SUPER-POWERS? I'M INTERESTED BUT ALSO SCARED... HOW WOULD THIS WORK? FIRST, WE GET A SPIDER... ....SECOND, WE IRRADIATED IT.

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SEE, I RESENT THE FACT THAT I EVER HAD TO HIDE IN A SUBWAY STATION IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU PEOPLE SET YOURSELF UP AS SOME KIND OF ARMY, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER VOTING FOR YOU. WAIT, ARE YOu SERIOUS? YEAH, BUT WHEN DANGER REARS ITS UGLY HEAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IN A SUBWAY LIKE THE REST OF US, DO YOU? WE DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO BE AS COMPLICATED AS YOU. IF I'M GONNA PAY FOR AN ARMY THEY'D BETTER BE ANSWERABLE TO ME! OH, FOR F---'S SAKE. LOOK, I'M GOING TO JAIL SOON, 50 I'LL JUST SAY MY PIECE AND LET BEN TRANSLATE IT INTO DUMB BITCH FOR YOU LATER. FIRSTLY, MYSPACE? NASCAR? ARE YOU REALLY THAT F------ STUPID? You'RE TALKING ABOUT CULTURAL FLOTSAM. IF THIS HAD BEEN HAPPENING TEN YEARS AGO YOU'D BE LECTURING ME ABOUT, F---, BEANIE BABIES OR POKEMON OR S--- LIKE THAT. AMERICA'S IDEALS - YOU KNOW, THE ONES WE ALL PLEDGE OUR ALLEGIANCE TO IN SCHOOL - DON'T CHANGE. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE OBVIOUS. MAYBE IT'S JUST BEEN A LONG WEEK FOR YOU, WHAT WITH YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE OF BEING OFFENDED BY SUPERHEROES AND ALL. I MEAN, IT WAS WAS ONLY US HORRIBLE UNLICENSED SUPERHEROES WHO SENT KANG PACKING A LITTLE LESS THAN TWO YEARS AGO. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER HOW HE BLEW UP WASHINGTON, DC. WHICH MAKES YOUR WHINING ABOUT THE CASUALTIES IN NEW YORK - WELL, AS DUMBASSED AS EVERYTHING ELSE YOU SAY, MISS FLOYD. AND AS FOR YOUR "WELL I WANT SUPERHEROES TO BE ELECTED AND ACCOUNTABLE" SPIEL - SURE, IT SOUNDS GOOD, BUT THE THING ABOUT ALL BAD IDEAS IS THAT IF YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THEM TOO HARD AT FIRST, THEY SOUND GOOD. WHERE ARE THESE ELECTED AND ACCOUNTABLE SUPERHEROES GOING TO COME FROM. ANYWAY? You THINK ANYBODY WITH HALF A BRAIN OR A MORAL FIBRE IN THEIR BODY WOULD SIGN UP TO HAVE SPIDER-MAN'S UFE? "HEY, YOU, I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU - You GET THESE SPIDER-POWERS, AND IN EXCHANGE, YOU GET TO CONSTANTLY HELP PEOPLE AND BE MET WITH NOT JUST INDIFFERENCE BUT OUTRIGHT HOSTILITY, AND ON TOP OF THAT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL CONSTANTLY BE UNDER THE THREAT OF ATTACK FROM SUPER-POWERED ENEMIES, AND MANY OF THEM WILL DIE." you'VE OVERLOOKED, MISS FLOYD, THAT MOST SUPERHEROES GET THEIR POWERS BY ACCIDENT. WE HAVE BEEN F------ BLESSED TO GET SUCH AN ARRAY OF HUMANE AND AND DECENT PEOPLE WORKING FOR THE COMMON GOOD, BUT REALLY, IT'S TO BE EXPECTED THAT SUPERHEROES WOULD MOSTLY GET THEIR ABILITIES THROUGH LUCK. BECAUSE NO MORALLY SOUND PERSON WOULD EVER ENDANGER THEIR LOVED ONES FOR POWER, OR EVEN DUTY. IF YOU TOLD AMERICAN SOLDIERS THAT THEIR DUTY WOULD ENDANGER THEIR FAMILIES, THERE WOULDN'T BE AN ARMY ANY MORE! ARE YOU STARTING TO GET IT, MISS FLOYD? ARE YOU F------ ENLIGHTENED YET? NOT SURPRISED. SAY, HOW ABOUT THEM T-BOLTS! AN ARMY OF SUPERVILLAINS! THAT'S KEEN! THAT, PLUS THE SUDDENLY- INVOLUNTARY "INITIATIVE" THAT TONY'S COOKED UP, MEANS THAT WE NOW HAVE THAT MOST AMERICAN OF THINGS: THINK THEY'LL BE MAKING "CAP WAS RIGHT" T-SHIRTS? A SUPERHERO ARMY CONSISTING OF CONVICTS AND SLAVES! HOT DAMN! BILL OF RIGHTS? WHO NEEDS THAT S---, EH?

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