The Political Compass, but your antarctic expedition crashses into the middle of a blizzard Authoritarian The Santa The Thing The Devil ICE The Wolf King >not a dog this time >drove drunk, got lost at the wrong pole KNG >bitey little f----- >took over a politician and formed wight legion cause he thought it'd be easy kills Wolf Pack >hit some huge flying white thing, >no regard for human life crashed over the tundra >in eternal combat against the Ice King >secretly upset he has to fight for control with at >emerged from the snow, frost in his wake >horde of many least five >quack other amies >killer hangover >spares the survivalist >honk >entire lives spent >probably can't be killed >the winter is eternal >hiss >really needs to find his way home before the elves figure out the door locks hunting for food >ave glacies >feared by all Eco-fascist Wight Legion Conscript Gigabrain Problem Solver Radical Gnostic Theist >claims everyone else is thinking too hard >signed on out of pure desperation >almost immediatly lost his mind and turned to lunacy >cocktail enthusiast >is pretty sure he's the one who brought the plane down >points in a direction and starts walking >still hungry >almost immediatly vindicated >will not stand for the soiling of antarctic snow >will probably be killed by someone more >unsure which wintry diety he should be worshipping at any given time authoritarian than him >not sure what to do now, has never had a plan succeed before >might have thought it was white legion >not sure if genius or retard Tenured Geologist The Pilot The Panicked Rationer Self-proclaimed "leader" The Survivalist Ice Thrall >didn't want to fly the antarctica trip but was ordered to by boss >"don't worry guys, you can >liberal's worst nightmare >desperately attempts to mathematically allocate rations among survivors >trained in 12 forms of first aid let me handle the rations" >minion of the ice king >happy to be off of campus >"don't worry, i've been in situations like this before. just listen to me guys! >soul too shriveled from >tries to keep up group >has a big sack that he fills with fossils work to care about >mauled by polar bear spirits when possible >no capacity for higher thought or function the crash while hunting for >theory food after >has places >owned the plane, will probably try to get compensation from work rations vanish >frequent camper, could probably fight off a bear reader >just waiting to be mauled by wolves to be >will probably be killed by someone more authoritarian than him overnight but not complaining at the way things turned out >c-- butts keep melting him >BFFS with doomer >used to be a person >won't >probably? Tundra Native The Doomer The "Survivalist" Caribou Hunter Meteorite Hunter >isolated tribe >was really excited to hunt game after the crash >"unga bunga me want shiny space rock" >has not seen nor heard >had given up even before the crash >thinks he knows what he's doing of outside civilization >would die before returning >rejects all attempts at sustaining morale, convinced everyone is doomed >shocked upon being informed there is no game in antarctica home empty-handed >takes potshots at survivors who >"guys we can drink pee!" >has broken 12 foreign treaties and tresspassed on 14 different restricted wander near the cave shaman >aurora borealis? properties to get here >manages to ruin several first aid kits >would take pot shots at penguins, if he saw them >is lib left but we >will probably walk into the blizzard one night ran out of >at this time of year? compass space >able and willing to summon nature spirits >first to resort to cannibalism >in this part of the country? to be after rations embraced by >cluck cluck cluck yah >is a real disappeared the cold person >localized entirely over your research station? Stationed Researchers Emergency Rescue Services Spirit of Ice The Yeti Igloo King Chudley >f--- like rabbits >did not expect company >called to antarctica week before retirement >no concept of human existance >too many tourists wandering onto his property >no one remembers him boarding the plane >will try anything once >rescue plane shot down by militant survivors >""found"" rations that someone left out overnight >a single look freezes you solid >completely unaware of all the supernatural nonsense surrounding them >distributes food among those willing to enlist themselves into the igloo boys >insists less clothing means more heat transfer >frosty cthulu >owns recreational >temp camp raided by igloo boys snowballs >both ERS and Wight Legion have an active bounty on his head >worshipped by natives >will huddle >without asking for warmth >makes for killer shave ice >lives in a stand your ground ice cave >one of them claims >nothing going right they saw a yeti once YETI Cave Shaman Literal Frozen Caveman Anprim Chomsky's Frozen Head Actual Polar Bear The Cannibal >accidentally thawed by explosives misfire during Wight Legion - Igloo Boys war >was into eating human flesh before it was cool >outlook not so good >just wants to maul for god's sake >eco-facists want to be him >ask again later >frozen cavemen want to be with him >will not stop hitting other survivors with his club >my reply is no >would grill if it knew how to start a fire >reply hazy, try again >are there polar bears in antarctica? >don't count on it >dangerous free agent >0oga booga >not a fan of how popular his hobby became after the rations ran dry >concentrate and ask again >can see visions in the snowflakes Libertarian Left Right

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

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the F-35 pilot the Armatard >"the US Navy will be destroyed in the J-20 pilot the strike eagle pilot ROKAF Phantom pilot >has shot down Chinese the DPRKAF Fresco pilot >Doesn't know what AAMS are >hopes to show dirty American pigs >died in a JDAM strike before planes directly over hours by Chinese super duper >scored over 100 helicopter kills Sino superiority he knew he was at war Beijing nuclear carrier killers" with JDAMS and GBUS >dies in a fiery crash caused by faulty >causes astronomical >it's been 3 weeks and there's still 2 >PLAAF has a bounty on his engines made by slave labor levels of butthurt online CSGs in the south china sea head but can't pay it >in an outdated 3rd gen >Sprey still hates him >doesn't care >shoots down FC-31s and J-20s like they're Fishbeds the F-2 Viper Zero pilot the Kazakh Foxhound pilot the Fishbed pilot the Iranian Tomcat pilot European pilots >glad to be semi relevant again John Mckain Il electric boogaloo >flies a strike mission into Israeli >lost count of how many Chinese >made an aviator since >tries to do something worthwhile >plane is older than his grandfather airspace for the glory of Iran >equally as happy that they're ditching landing craft he's sunk his daddy was an >armatard lied on /k/ >doesn care >plane falls apart halfway, doesn't Typhoons finally >every missile has a hentai image admiral >knows he'll be slapped by an >managed to down an F-15 eject so he can meet his 72 virgins >are unable to do anything relevant to drawn on it to humiliate them >horrible pilot AMRAAM if he goes into Combat the war further >shot down and taken sooner >rafales are only used in combat by india prisoner >will use this to become a career senator after the war the A-10 pilot the Taiwanese F-CK-1 pilot The DCS player the VPAF Flanker pilot Pierre Sprey the CF-18 pilot >half of his Squadron was shot down >dislikes Americans despises >still the same idiot he always was >"The CF-18 is just as capable as >MUH BRRRT >can't fight in Actual combat >at least the US Pacific air force >why hasn't God given him a heart more modern planes!" >hasn't Actually knocked any >he and his buddies resort to ganging up Chinese arrived tanks out on any remaining Chinese DCS players >acts like they know everything about real planes >shoots down Chinese planes attack yet? >only kill is a JF-17 >somehow f----- up so badly like his grandfather did in the >half of his squadron is grounded due that he Blue on Blue'd a Filipino late '70s to maintenance issues transport, >too fat to sit in them R575 Filipino ace combat weeb >first Ace combat was 7 the Boeing plant worker >thinks the war is unjust the JF-17 pilot Venezuelan Flanker pilot >doesn't know why his country the LockMart official the Sukhoi official >Sukhoi production skyrocketed >Pakistan "willingly" sides with China >wrongly thinks Rosa is >he's sent to the coast for some reason sided with anyone amazing >thinks he's manufacturing >sells them to both sides >stocks are great >shot down by a Canadian >hasn't eaten in 2 weeks >thinks he's an anime 737 parts >lobbied for Russian neutrality >drinks the tears of F-35 haters >is actually making Super protag Hornet parts >joins the PAF to prove that >assigned to be a transport pilot >blue on blue'd by an A-10 the F-14 coomer >watches Top Gun daily the Bangladeshi pilot the Gripen shill >hopes F-35s start falling from the sky the Aussie pilot the TNI "Journalist" the Turkish Phantom pilot >flies a Chinese made J-7 >still assmad that the F-35 deal fell >just wants to fight >constantly writes about non >"MUH SWANG WANG" so people will buy gripens >sad because that isn't happening and >country is occupied by china through >kills his enemies via venomous existent Chinese superweapons >his penis is the size of an AIM-54 before he knew there was a war >hopes turkey leaves NATO and sides animals strapped to missiles >probably a CCP agent >probably maverick with china gripens aren't selling >having fun the ACZ player >nobody knows who he is >how did he get an F-15 painted like the "Freedom Fighters" the The Argentinian pilot the Syrian barrel Bomber the super hornet pilot Gaijin >Argentina decides to invade the Falklands again >Knows jingoistic Chinese will flood that tried to shut down >his penis is the largest weapon on >doesn't know that the world is at war war thunder the aircraft cipher's? lockmart with a human >he's shot down by the same harrier >just likes dropping barrels >region Locks the Chinese to their >gets all the ladies >all he know is that he must kill wall that shot his grandfather down tech tree and behind a paywall >enemies fear him >rumored to be Kono himself >profit >tried to block entry to an F-35 production facility via human chain >hit in the face by a tear gas grenade

The Political Compass But it is High School

Authoritarian English Teacher Communistl Bully Kyle Boy Scout Christian one SJW Teacher's pet ASB Member Horse Girl "Suit Kid"| The War kid Astrologist BARB Average Girl Math Teacher Midevil Guy Edgy memer Band Kid Science Teacher Normie Average Guy Gamer Memer Simp Hippie Skater Prankster Smart Guy Gym Teacher Weeb Drug Guy Gun Kid McDonald's worker Furry Emo Libertarian Right Left

1933 USSR Political Compass but everyone is going to be killed

$Authoritarian 1933 USSR MADE BY U/SYNTHWAVECRUISIN Pavlik Morozov |The Stalinist Leftist Russian, Nationalist Nazi diplomath Konstantin Rodzaevsky Next Romanov >informed the government about class crimes of literally his own father >murders most of those people who get murdered on this compass >One party one State >his country just has born and it isn't wel >a lot of people around the world claiming to be descendants of the Tsar >most of them will collaborate with Nazis and get shot by a Red Army soldier during WWI known >sent his whole family to ghe gulag >some say that he was created by state propaganda >even if he's /not real will still be imaginably murdered by 90's liberals >Works for the government, looks like he just to make some >leader of the Russian Fascīst Party >will get shot by a Stalinist 10 years >came here | supports Marxist ideas Genocide of >All people should be equal, but capitalists ain't human beings J>will get murdered because of the false espionage accusation by other Stalinists friends Professionally hiding in China for 20 years >Dreams of Russian 1? Ukranians? Well later Empire taking over the whole world it's not because of nationality it's because of sstupid Kulaks. Eventually will tollaborate with Nazis and get shot by Stalinist >logo of his party is hella good-looking >will get immediately shot after returning to Russia Red Army General RA Soldier Party member A Priest Bones in the ground lying here for estimated 13-16 yrs >is hated by the State >still loved by the people >Red Army is the best army! >doing some paperwork >Hey, at least it isn't working on the field.>redistributing goods >l'm fine with doing the Stalinist job of murdering some Kulaks. >selling all food to USA to get money to build communism >gets a nice paycheck >will die in totally accidental car crash after somebody claims his position >will be murdered by a Stalinist in 1935 after refusing to rearrange his thurch as a military stash >GET IN LINE, COMRADES! >WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE RIFLE FOR THREE PEOPLE? > WE ARE FIGHTING FOR MOTHERLAND >will be accused preparing a trotskyist coup during Great Purge of 1937 and will get shot by Stalinist >will get shot by Finnish sniper during the Winter War of 1939 Trotskyist The Worker Russian Peasant Emmigrant OUN Militia >not a monarchist >hiding in Poland, secretly building an but Tsar was kinda army to retake Ukraine nice ngl >feels nostalgic for his >lives in France >spends all day to rewrite theory of socialism >Yay, electricity! >Another day of hard work to build Þat least i receive some food for God's sake >wil get >doesn't knoM who to hate more - >Party thinks they are the whole Communism. murdered by Nazis in 1941 Poles or Russians >will collaborate >Now everyone is just as poor as me... Except for those \bastard peasants they're even more poor lol Swill starve during Othe 1942 Leningrad Blockade Motherland >after someone discovers Jarchived documents of him nelping crush 1905 Tevolution he's going to get shot by FCP with Germans army of enemies of State but it's literally one and get shot by a Stalinist in the forests of Volyn in 1943 person >will get murdered with a pickaxe by a Stalinist Rich Ukrainian Corrupt Party Peasant Scientist |RA Veteran Kulak >currently explores the Arctic on his brand>won the Civil War new heavy airplane >USSR is proud of him Member >works tightly with the Corrupt Party >peacefully works in a field Member >I received not what i fought >Runs very complicated corruption scheme >Helps Kulak stay afloat l>found a way o get profit from public means of production >will get shot by Stalinist after someone finds a jazz >keeping his poor village even more will be sent to gulag because þf his cousin he never heard of turned to be frotskyist probably will commit suicide in gulag for >At least i won't get shot >will get shot anyway after telling Stalin anecdote to a >starving will get shot in 2 weeks when Stalinist finds potatoes in his poor >never worked on the field >after CPM gets shot he will also secretly Stalinist friend in 1934 get shot basement music record in his basement Writer Poor Ukrainian Kazakh Peasant NEP-man >writes big poems where he praises the Peasant >starving >wait, i'm not even Ukrainian >will die of starvation in a month >made a fortune during easing of economic restrictions in the 20's >now the restrictions are back and his Party, Stalin and the Union >does not like dictatorship but likes Marxism wealth is redistributed >hides his views to pet published and thinks he's the smartest >eventually his views will be discovered and he will get shot >starving will get shot in a month when Stalinist will get shot by Stalinist trying to defend his finds 4 seeds in property these quadrants are his basement property of\the Bourgeoisie Depressed Writer Peasant rebel Anarchist Bourgeoisie >doesn't cooperate with the government >hates every form of authority and believes in brotherhood of man >leads the rebellion against Bolsheviks in>fought in Civil War, gave up to the Bolsheviks, promised to support them zjoined peasant rebel >won't stand a day and will get killed by >they want the Universe to collapse >biggest threat to humanity >propagandist model that's just as real as Pavlik Morozov his local community >shares his works only with closest friends >won't get shot only because he >will get shot by Red Army soldier deployed to stop the rebellion >transcendent through time and space >was heroically annihilated when Stalinists shot bunch of Apeasants who sold the tomatoes they had grown the same Red Army will soldier hang himself in the next week Libertarian Left these quadrants are Right property Bourgeol$

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