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VIRGIN PANEM CHAD OCEANIA Only people who remember Too afraid to go to war, is an Panem are tweens from 2010 isolationist hermit kingdom Iconic and memorable instead Constantly at war INGSOC Leader probably doesn't exist, populace still spends every waking moment fearing him and loving him Leader is literally a weird old Government failed embarrassingly at even instilling the most basic forms of The living definition of guy totalitarianism Still speaks English the same patriotism no one respects or way we do thousands of years appreciates the government Literally reinventing the English language for political Lets the proles live as they please as they are worthless and rewards them with p--- for being good later Makes their children kill eachother for Citizens hate everything about the government and are eager to overtrhow it power the entertainment of a bunch of sports about it The government is so powerful and the population is so loyal that the only opposition is controlled opposition to catch spies and sociopaths Military actually looks like a military Military looks like a bunch motorcyclists from a commercial or something Citizens are dressed in rags except the drag queens in the capitol From a one of a kind story traitors with multiple film adaptations Only one series of film adaptations from an Classy uniforms for party era when dystopian films were the in thing members No cool catchphrase Children are taught from birth to kill all traitors "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU" The book its from is considered "fun reading' for quirky kids in middle schools The book its from is required reading in most schools, kids learn to love it

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Panem v. OCEANA


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Jun 16, 2020 at 11:10AM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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