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U Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:05:47 No.448649679 >>448650182 >>448650253 >>448650371 >>448646596 >Redfield family reunion >Their distant relatives come to visit once or twice a year >It's always the same thing >Claire sits at Chris's side on the table >Uncle Norris asks how life is >Chris says things are going good, Claire just graduated from special ed. homeschool >He's a hardworking man who's only worried about providing for his little sister and protecting her >All he ever wished for is to see her happy >Dinner is served >It's italian food >Claire has to eat with a spoon because she doesn't know how to properly use >Aunt Rose asks if she has found a boyfriend yet >Expects to hear a "no", as always >Claire replies with "y-yes" >Everyone is surprised >"I-it's that guy that escaped from C-cocoon with me. He's very nice a-and his smile makes me h-happy" >Every Redfield in the room is in a state of pure shock >Good ol cousin Cletus asks where he is and why Claire didn't bring him >"W-well, u-uhh. I-i. >Claire starts sobbing >Spills all the spaghetti she was eating over herself >Also drops her grape juice all over her dress (she's not allowed to drink wine or alcohol in general) >Gets up and runs to her room >All relatives except Chris start laughing >Chris goes to check on her >She's playing mom with her legos >Starts slowly falling asleep right there >Chris carries her to bed, puts a blanket over her and whispers good night >Goes to his room >Pours a cup of whiskey and cries while drinking it until he passes out fork Yeah.. That would've been one helluva first date, though. O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:11:57 No.448650371 - >>448651319 O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:19:40 No.448651319 >>448651502 >>448649679 >Meanwhile, on the other side of the country >>448650371 >Drunk Leon crashes the family reunion demanding Claire to put on the red dress and wear the wig >Leon is alone in a bar at 3AM >Sipping from his glass of vodka. He's been feeling slavic as of recently >Ada just abandoned him halfway through a romantic encounter >The bartender asks him when is he gonna stop >"When this is all over. When i can settle down." >"So you wanna have a family?" >"You know, i think i felt like i had a family once." >A brief memory of Claire and Sherry smiling at him crosses his mind >Leon puts down his cup >Looks up at the ceiling >Lets out a scream at the top of his lungs >"AAAAAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:21:18 No.448651502 >>448651934 >>448652025 >>448651319 >he keeps calling her ada O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:25:12 No.448651934 >>448651502 >Slav bartender follows Leon and wants him to marry his daughter, as compensation for suplexing the entire bar along with a bunch of slav gangsters O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16.26:03 No.448652025 >>448652302 >>448652312 >>448652334 >>448651502 >Her family watch in horror as Leon take her to the room and keep screaming "SQUINT YOU EYES MORE" >But somehow deep down they know this might be the best Claire can get Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:18 No.448652302 >>448653159 >>448652025 >meanwhile Chris keeps coming up with wilder stories to explain and downplay the whole affair to his family >"N-nah, Ada is just. a nickname for Claire" O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:23 No.448652312 >>448652025 >Stop muttering and stuttering, say it with confidence and in a more sly, sexual tone! O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:28:32 No.448652334 >>448652025 >OH LEON DON'T STOP >WHAT? WHAT THE F--- DID YOU JUST SAY? >-H SAID REON >THAT'S F------ BETTER O Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)16:36:21 No.448653159 >>448653436 >>448652302 >Just as Chris explain this Leon scream "CALL ME GAIJIN RICE CHASER YOU CHINK W----" Leon!? R.P.D. Yeah, you have no idea Leon!

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Meme originating from an "/m/ thread":https://desuarchive.org/m/thread/19722344 There's already "a dub of it":https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9atzq8Rfnp4 but i prefer "the version with the _Zeta Gundam_ ''Titan Theme'' music added.":https://twitter.com/blitzthreesix/status/1672429466583445505
: Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:04:33 No.638159169 Sidon Had things turned out differently, you might have been my sister's husband...my brother-in-law... 1684892287328088.jpg 209 KB JPG LINK YOU SHOULD HAVE F----- MY SISTER : Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)07:10:37 No.638159470 LINK LINK Sidon Ha! Such ecstasy! >>638159351 # >playing Age of Calamity >Sidon comes back from the future >"LINK, MY DEAREST FRIEND! I HAVE COME FROM A GRAVE FUTURE TO TELL YOU YOU MUST F--- MY SISTER TO SAVE HYRULE! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT, I HAVE ALREADY PREPARED YOUR BRIDAL BED AND HAVE HER TIED UP AS WE SPEAK!" >>638159470 # Ecstasy.png 307 KB PNG >>638163668 # >>638190072 # >>638213342 # : Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:58:25 No.638190072 file.png 809 KB PNG MY SISTER'S CLUTCH IS DRYING UP SHE ALREADY HAS 12 CATFISH THE REDFIN BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE >>638190965 # >>638191686 # >>638194449 # >>638212747 # >>638213283 # >>638213294 # : Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)14:47:12 No.638194449 1653618606677999.png 314 KB PNG >>638190072 # LINK PLEASE MY SISTERS OVARIES ARE DRYING UP SHE OWNS AT LEAST 3 CATFISHES ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "GANYANDORF" PLEASE LINK YOU NEED TO F--- MY SISTER'S EGGS, CONTINUE THE REDFIN BLOODLINE >>638213294 # >>638217756 #
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