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Tigerfort @tigerfort@mendeddrum.org So, you've encountered the idea of Maid Cafes, yes? Where the staff are all women dressed as someone's idea of a maid, and they address the customers as "master"? I've had a brilliant idea: Igor Cafes. The staff are all made up as Igors, there's a faint smell of ozone, and the cuthtomers are all seated with their back to the counter and passageway, so that whenever they want thomething an Igor can thtep thilently in behind them and say "Yeth, Mathter?" Nov 01, 2023, 12:49 · · Tusky 230-★ 380

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The thing is, I mean, there's times when you look at the universe and you think, "What about me?" and you can just hear the universe replying, "Well, what about you?" Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time 4 QuotesLyfe

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Summoning Dark's daily breakfast: Some eggs, bit of toast with a side of bacon; all washed down with the refreshing taste of the souls of the dammed.

I'm going out for breakfast, Mister Vimes. What do you want? The souls of the guilty! A figgin. Nధరంం Two figgins.

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Rincewind and Cohen Part 2: "There's a twenty-foot wall, deary me"

THERE'S A TWENTYFOOT WALL, DEAR ME, I SUPPOSE WE'D JUST BETTER RIDE OFF BACK OVER A THOUSAND MILES OF STEPPE AND NOT, E.6., TAKE A LOOK AT THE LADDER POSSIBILITIES INHERENT (IN THAT PINE WOOD OVER THERE.

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Rincewind and Cohen Part 1: "The walls there to keep barbarians out..."

STRANGE BLOODY COUNTRY, DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A WALL ALL ROUND THE EMPIRE? THAT'S TO KEEP. BARBARIAN INVADERS. OUT. он, YES, VERY DEFENSIVE, LIKE, OH MY GOODNESS,

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The falling angel meets the rising ape. (Compact Version)

"All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable." REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE. "Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little-". YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. "So we can believe the big ones?" YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. "They're not the same at all!" YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET– Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. "Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point–' MY POINT EXACTLY." - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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The falling angel meets the rising ape.

So you're saying humans need fantasies to make life bearable? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE. With Toothfairies? Hogfathers? YES. AS PRACTICE, YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. So we can believe the big ones? YES. JUSTICE, MERCY, DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. They're not the same at all. YOU THINK So? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN INTO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE, AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE. ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET, YOU TRY TO ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD. AS IF THERE IS SOME, SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. But people have got to believe that... or what's the point? YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME? VIA 9GAG.COM

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An Important Lesson

YOU CAN'T GIVE HER THAT! IT'S NOT SAFE! IT'S A SWORD, THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. SHE'S A CHILD! IT'S EDUCATIONAL. WHAT IF SHE CUTS HERSELF? THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

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Sam Vime's outer battle with the Summoning Dark

WHERE'S MY cOW

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Sam Vime's inner battle with the Summoning Dark

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Happy Hogswatch Grandfather

Now you have to close your eyes, Grandfather. WE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM THERE. thaumivore

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Truly, the Greatest of Miracles From the Most Powerful of Gods.

And the Great God Om said unto the prophet Brutha, "This is good lettuce. Let there be another leaf." And lo! For there was another leaf. thumivore

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Terry Pratchett's Convention Shirt

Tolkien's Dead JK Rowling said no Philip Pullman couldn't make it Hi. I'm Terry Pratchett

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"Did you just say "I'm"?" "What, we are sure I did not sa-oh bugger..." Fwoosh!

Hi! to a ca2e party J'm a nitualist and Harra here is .- wh.? I'm an Auditor of Reality!

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