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1111 Views Created 3 years ago By Soup King • Updated 3 years ago

Created By Soup King • Updated 3 years ago

ALWAYS, I WATCHED YOU. ADMIRED YOU. YOU HAD SUCH ZEAL, SUCH PASSION. TO SEE SUCH CLARITY IN ONE OF YOUR SORT IS RARE. MOST OF YOUR ILK SERVE THE DARK GODS WITH THEIR OWN PETTY GOALS IN MIND. WONDERING WHAT THE FORCES OF CHAOS WILL DO FOR THEM AS THANKS FOR THEIR LOYALTY. BUT YOU. YOU NEVER QUESTIONED, YOU NEVER EXPECTED. YOU SERVED CHAOS FOR THE SAKE OF CHAOS. IT FASCINATED ME, AND IN MORE HUMAN TERMS, I SUPPOSE I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU. I SHOULDN'T HAVE CARED, BUT IT BEGAN TO PAIN ME TO WATCH AS YOU WERE PURGED TIME AND TIME AGAIN. I WANTED TO PROTECT YOU. BUT A WARRIOR CAN'T BE SEEN WASTING HIS TIME PROTECTING CULTISTS. I COULDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO YOU. THEN, ONE DAY, AS I WATCHED YOU TRY TO ATTACK A HELLHOUND BY YOURSELF, I WAS INSPIRED. IF TZEENTCH WERE TO MAKE YOU A SORCERER, SOMEONE VA LUABLE, THEN YOU AND I, WE COULD WORK TOGETHER. I COULD PROTECT YOU. I SOUGHT AUDIENCE WITH TZEENTCH AND IMPLORED TO HIM MY CASE. YOUR DEVOTION TO CHAOS. MY DEVOTION TO YOU. MY DESIRE TO PROTECT YOU AND BE THERE FOR YOU. PLEASE, JUST MAKE HER A SORCERER OR SOMETHING!! I HAD SAID. TZEENTCH SMILED. "Or something' I FELT THE WARP OVERTAKING ME. HUH. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SOPPY SPAWN, ANYWAY? HWEE DOHN'T KNOW. HE JAHST CEHME AHP TO AHSS DUREENG A BATTOHL SEEXTY YEEORS AHGO. HE SEHYVED AHSS FROHM A KOHMIISSAHR AND HAS BEEN FOLLOWEENG AHSS LOYAHLY SEENCE. ..... RIGHT. SO HE'S AS DUMB AS HE LOOKS. NOH, HE EEZ THEH BEHST THEENG EHVOR. HWEE LAHVE HEEM ZO VEHRY МАНСН. I HAVE NO REGRETS.

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Man, Cultist looks scary with her game face on. Brrr.

Also, if you're looking at Tzeentch and saying "heeey, that looks like…" that's because he's meant to. It seemed appropriate, somehow.

Also pat yourself on the back. That game was tits.

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