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On the Gravity Falls boxset, in the episode "Land Before Swine", there is a commentary where it's just Stan talking. During that, Stan is talking about his ex. His description of her is: "I was actually married for less than a day. Vegas situation. We reached for the same slot machine handle and it was love at first sight. Marilyn. Had hair like a airline stordis and a neon pink shirt that said, "Over 30 and very flirty". Man I was, I was, putty in her hands. You should've seen the way she through dice. One time right at my head. Turns out she only married me to distract me while she stole my car and all my winnings. I guess her name was fake and, hair was fake. But ya know, the love was real. She really was the one that got away. Like, literally, it was a proper get away. She was chased by cop cars for a mile out of Vegas before ducking out a door and into a canyon and makin off with all my loot. Sometimes I still think of her. That pale bingo hall skin. That one weirdly sharp tooth. Sorry I'm getting nostalgic"

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On the Gravity Falls boxset, in the episode "Land Before Swine", there is a commentary where it's just Stan talking. During that, Stan is talking about his ex. His description of her is: "I was actually married for less than a day. Vegas situation. We reached for the same slot machine handle and it was love at first sight. Marilyn. Had hair like a airline stordis and a neon pink shirt that said, "Over 30 and very flirty". Man I was, I was, putty in her hands. You should've seen the way she through dice. One time right at my head. Turns out she only married me to distract me while she stole my car and all my winnings. I guess her name was fake and, hair was fake. But ya know, the love was real. She really was the one that got away. Like, literally, it was a proper get away. She was chased by cop cars for a mile out of Vegas before ducking out a door and into a canyon and makin off with all my loot. Sometimes I still think of her. That pale bingo hall skin. That one weirdly sharp tooth. Sorry I'm getting nostalgic"

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