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In order to avoid this complex counter-measure, the interloper would have to perform highly technical manoeuvres such as "Side-stepping" or "Ducking". Because of this, the "Leaving Random Crap Lying Around" defence has a 64% success rate.

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Origin Entry: Space Station 13

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In order to avoid this complex counter-measure, the interloper would have to perform highly technical manoeuvres such as "Side-stepping" or "Ducking". Because of this, the "Leaving Random Crap Lying Around" defence has a 64% success rate.

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Comic based on @fallenchungus (on twitter)'s art. Not by me.

"Holdout in hydroponics, oil on panel"

Hah-Hah, I bet you weren't expecting to SS13 meme!

Come back next year when I managed to dig up another one.

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"I like to think of them as the Geneva Suggestions, personally."

You know you've f----- up when even the unfeeling cyborg is terrified.

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Shitcurity-chan

Shitcurity-chan, oppressing the masses with a smile.

I was going to add the "Monstergirl" tag, but then I realised she's much more monstrous than any of them.

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When the clown becomes Head of Personnel

COMMANDER! The hull of the ship has taken substantial damage! That's alright, officer. It's a good thing I'm also the Chief Enginead Chief. Theres someone in Critical health cavsed by the vacuum of space. 3| No worries! I happen to be the Chief Medical Officer! Sssin the patient sseemss to have a ssstrand of Xeno DNA in hisss bloodsstream +hat could be ussseful for ressearch. 5 Fortunately, I am also the Research Director! Scien ce B------- Thel what Long day of mining... 6 Bartender, get me a martini. First of all, your ID says you're 1Z Secondly, I don't serve drinks to miners. Bar ARASKAEL

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Really?

Comment from Source:

ImperiousConsecution:

Can't tell what's worse:

Not being able to outrun a plasmaman, or not being able to outrun Beepsky.

One's a gasbag, and the other, and I quote the file, here: "Runs on a shot of whiskey and a potato".

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Dance like you're the only legally armed madman on the station

You has been bludged with stunbaton (9 in the head by Shitcurion You has been bludged with stunbaton in the head by Shitcurion You has been bludged with stunbaton in the head by Shitcurion You has been bludged with stunbaton in the head by Shitcurion You has been bludged with stunbaton in the head by Shitcurion You has been bludged with stunbaton in the head by Shitcurion You has been bludged with stunbaton in the head by Shitcurion You has been bludged with stunbaton in the head by Shitcurion

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Welcome to Space Station 13

WELCOME TO SPACE STATION 13. GABI, CHEF, HAS ARRIVED ON THE STATION. HI, I'M NEW HERE... HÓW DO YOU PLAY? I'LL.. FIGURE IT OUT. WELCOME TO SPACE STATION 13! YOU CAN FIND THE RULES, GUIDES AND LORE ON OUR WIKIPEDIA! UUUH... WAIT, WHAT? CHOOOKKE IIIIITTTTTTTT!! OKAY! THEN HERE'S YOUR KITCHEN, INSIDE YOU'LL FIND A GOAT! CHOKE IT TO DEATH! SOMEBODY CATCH THAT CLOWN! HONK! HONK! кссссссссснK! HEY, COULD SOMEONE EXPLÁIN TO ME WHY OUR HEAD OF PERSONNEL IS SMEARED ALL OVER MY LAB WALLS? IT'S UNSANITARY! .WAS THAT A CLOWN? WITH A MON-- WHAT?! HE DIED AGAIN?! WHAT IS IT, LIKE, HIS NEW HOBBY OR SOMETHING?! SOMEONE DIED?! OH, DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL GET YOUR TURN! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! DAMMIT! THE SUMES HAVE ESCAPED! HAND ME THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER OVER THERE! CLONKI THIS..? ОКАУ.. CLANCI CLANCI CLANCI AAAAAHH WHHHHHYYYYYY?, AAAAAAAH!!! AAH! I'M SORRY! I WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE IT TO YOU! I... I DON'T KNOW THE KEYS YET! ОН... SORRY! SORRY SORRY SORRY!! HANG ON, MAYBE IF I... AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! OH GOD, IT'S EATING CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! MY FACE!!! HONK! HOW DO I STOP THIS?! CLICK! NO! NOT MY MONKEY!! MY BLOOD! MY BLOOD HURTS!!!

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"This is not a "Summary Execution" citizens, this is a "Permanent Trans-Dimensional Reassignment". Completely different."

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"Get down! Get down now!" yelled the officer as he pins the unarmed man to the ground after stun batting him a several time and presses the man's head to the cold floor, hindering his pleas for mercy.

While beside them, an assistant kneels before an officer who aims his taser gun at the man's head...ready to pull the trigger at any times.

Other crews reacts differently to what they saw. The Research Director hides her gasps at the horror of the security brutality with her hand while her scientist comforts her, to their right, a blue clothed fellow crew just snorts and simply assumes that the two being arrested probably deserve what they got and admires the competent of the security force on the station, beside it's his third shift on the station while to their left, another fellow crew do not like what she is seeing and cried, "Can you believe this? This is who Nanotrasen hires to protect us and their assets?" as she gestures to them.

Somewhere near the scene, a dead doctor can be seen facing the floor with a bullet wound on his head...those who enters the scene in the later would assume that the two getting arrested are responsible for the death of the doctor, little did they know that the detective just happens to have shot him by 'accident' since the doctor has been know to collaborate with the two assistants.

The detective asks the Head of Security in whispers, "So, what crime did they exactly committed, sir?"

The HoS just simply smiles as he observes the scene and whispers back, "They said I looked fat."

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On board of the space station, security abusing their authority occurs so often that it completely destroys what they truly stands for; the so called Protector of the Law has now become the less lethal death squad of the station, itching to shoot, and harm whoever they are arresting so long they don't recognize whoever it is or that they just simply don't like the person.

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When the AI has had enough of your shit

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Plasmaman Close-Up

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Last stand of the Colonial Marines

For those not in the know, one of the many modifications to the base game of Space Station 13 is Colonial Marines which puts a team of player controlled marines and aliens against each other in a war of annihilation.

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When the ERP has reached the point that you now need to sacrifice the mime to appease the wrath of god.

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Noob Ops

Original comic by Jim Benton:

https://jimbenton.tumblr.com/image/184602522814

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Space Station 13 - Sophisticated Anti-Boarding Device

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In order to avoid this complex counter-measure, the interloper would have to perform highly technical manoeuvres such as "Side-stepping" or "Ducking". Because of this, the "Leaving Random Crap Lying Around" defence has a 64% success rate.

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Space Station 13

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In order to avoid this complex counter-measure, the interloper would have to perform highly technical manoeuvres such as "Side-stepping" or "Ducking". Because of this, the "Leaving Random Crap Lying Around" defence has a 64% success rate.

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