This one is pretty damn accurate.
Now the movement is pretty much dead, but about 5 or so years back there was an actual Nordicist thing that Northern Italians had, where they wanted to be separate from us "terroni" because they were descendants of German Vikangz… Needless to say, these people look no different from us, as a matter of fact, they look even darker

NORDIC AF, amirite? :)

It is funny, but it's even better hearing this from you because you look more Nordic than all of them and you're from the south. I've met Germans darker than you, broski