Few things bring me more joy that seeing fun-hating dumbasses getting owned after a pitiful attempt at a snarky comment.

OP making me feel a bit teary eyed. I'm 30 and I want a fun video game themed birthday party, but no I'm an adult who is expected to do "adult things" like celebrate a birthday at a bar some some crap (well okay my parents would prefer I not go to a bar but still if I asked them for a birthday party they'd go "but [insert real name here] you're in your 30s now, why don't we just have a small dinner at a pizza place you like or something?").