Goth - Going home with your goth for the first time

The guy" What's going on here?"
Chris Hansen" Funny, I was about to say the same thing"

Guys I think we are overthinking things.

Notice the platform shoes, the heavy use of make up when you look closely at the first panel, the lack of piercings in the last.

This is just a comic making fun of how wearing certain clothes and make up can drastically change your appearance.