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Crotch Goblin

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Created By Soup King • Updated 10 months ago

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Tired of lugging around your GOBLIN, Half ling or GNOME? Then you need a PORT-A-GOB" Carrier Harness! Sturdy handle Can support the Weight of an ADULT DUARF! pockets to hold spare POTIONS! Patented open-Crotch design allows for easy access! All the CONVENIENCE of a PERSONAL GOBLIN with NONE of the Hassle! OK, but why do you need to Carry around a GOBLIN? WHY NOT? YEAH! WHY NOT!! You JEALOUS? Biiitch! BET Your FAT ASS is Too Heavy for TRANSPORT! Kek' CA dream
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Crotch Goblin

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    MOM WHY YOU CALL US CROTCH GOBLINS BECAUSE THE NAME F--- TROPHIES IS OFFENSIVE ifunny.co
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    Single moms when they see you destroy their crotch goblin of a son on Xbox and realize that there's a new f------ man of the house. Amin Yaponsi
    Single moms when they see you destroy their crotch goblin of a son on Xbox and realize that there's a new f------ man of the house. Amin Yaponsi
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    GAWD @_benjvmins_ i hate when people complain about women wearing thongs to the beach cause children are around. bitch you want me to stop being a bad bitch for a crotch goblin that i don't even know? f--- you and that kid. 9:11 PM May 20, 2022 4,642 Reposts 562 Quotes 41K Likes
    GAWD @_benjvmins_ i hate when people complain about women wearing thongs to the beach cause children are around. bitch you want me to stop being a bad bitch for a crotch goblin that i don't even know? f--- you and that kid. 9:11 PM May 20, 2022 4,642 Reposts 562 Quotes 41K Likes
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    reddit comments starter pack Someone: *makes a mildly "crotch goblin" "This." amusing comment* the replies: *repeats and beats *subtly homophobic the joke to death to the point it's beyond unfunny* comment* "Chokers" "Fur baby" "Pupper" and other outdated internet slang that should've stayed in the 2010s "r/thathappened" the reply: "r/nothingeverhappens" *insert overused Jojo refrence* "RED FLAG!!! *long detailed essay with 5 awards that takes forever to scroll past* 3251 "Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" IMMEDIATELY" BREAK UP WITH HIM "Username checks out!"
    reddit comments starter pack Someone: *makes a mildly "crotch goblin" "This." amusing comment* the replies: *repeats and beats *subtly homophobic the joke to death to the point it's beyond unfunny* comment* "Chokers" "Fur baby" "Pupper" and other outdated internet slang that should've stayed in the 2010s "r/thathappened" the reply: "r/nothingeverhappens" *insert overused Jojo refrence* "RED FLAG!!! *long detailed essay with 5 awards that takes forever to scroll past* 3251 "Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" IMMEDIATELY" BREAK UP WITH HIM "Username checks out!"
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    IF YOU COULD NOT LET YOUR CROTCH GOBLINS RUN AROUND THE OFFICE LIKE TERRORISTS THAT WOULD BE GREAT makeameme.org
    IF YOU COULD NOT LET YOUR CROTCH GOBLINS RUN AROUND THE OFFICE LIKE TERRORISTS THAT WOULD BE GREAT makeameme.org
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    When measles starts surfacing again and people are wondering why it's happening VACCINATE YOUR DAMN CROTCH-GOBLINS
    When measles starts surfacing again and people are wondering why it's happening VACCINATE YOUR DAMN CROTCH-GOBLINS
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    KatyB @KatyBerwick You all know that without the NHS even having a BABY will cost thousands, just to push a crotch goblin out it'll cost like 6k... don't vote Tory 7:36 PM . Nov 28, 2019
    KatyB @KatyBerwick You all know that without the NHS even having a BABY will cost thousands, just to push a crotch goblin out it'll cost like 6k... don't vote Tory 7:36 PM . Nov 28, 2019
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    Keegan Part 2 @Keegannnnn 1) F--- dem kids 2) f--- conservatives 3) IF I WANT BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE I WANT TO BE RAWDOGGED IN THE BACK OF AN APPLEBEES PARKING LOT AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A CROTCH GOBLIN POPPING OUT THIS BITCH IN 9 MONTHS THAT'S MY F----- RIGHT 8:41 AM . May 10, 2019 from Grove City, OH
    Keegan Part 2 @Keegannnnn 1) F--- dem kids 2) f--- conservatives 3) IF I WANT BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE I WANT TO BE RAWDOGGED IN THE BACK OF AN APPLEBEES PARKING LOT AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A CROTCH GOBLIN POPPING OUT THIS BITCH IN 9 MONTHS THAT'S MY F----- RIGHT 8:41 AM . May 10, 2019 from Grove City, OH
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    Comments 13 Responses to "Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin?" Miss Unique says: October 12, 2010 at 12:56 pm LOL Reply Erich says: October 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm wow its a joke dude u have a kid and u cant realize that? im 14 and i know that.. Reply Kashaan A says: October 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm LOL he was probably joking. Did he say it in a mean way? Reply Liberty or Death says: October 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm It sounds to me like a harmless joke. Ask if he really is serious, you need to know before you bring a life into the world. It is a LOT of responsibility. Reply
    Comments 13 Responses to "Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin?" Miss Unique says: October 12, 2010 at 12:56 pm LOL Reply Erich says: October 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm wow its a joke dude u have a kid and u cant realize that? im 14 and i know that.. Reply Kashaan A says: October 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm LOL he was probably joking. Did he say it in a mean way? Reply Liberty or Death says: October 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm It sounds to me like a harmless joke. Ask if he really is serious, you need to know before you bring a life into the world. It is a LOT of responsibility. Reply
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    YOU ARE HERE: HOME / BREAK ROOM / SHOULD I BE OFFENDED THAT MY BOYFRIEND CALLED MY UNBORN BABY A CROTCH GOBLIN? Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin? Posted by admin on October 12, 2010 13 Comments Question by Lila: Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin? Im not exactly sure what it means but it doesnt sound very nice. And yes its his child, but im starting to think hes not intrested. Best answer: Answer by Fear not. I'm from the internet Lol. What a t--. Add your own answer in the comments! FILED UNDER BREAK ROOM TAGGED WITH BABY, BOYFRIEND, CALLED, CROTCH, GOBLIN, OFFENDED, SHOULD, UNBORN
    YOU ARE HERE: HOME / BREAK ROOM / SHOULD I BE OFFENDED THAT MY BOYFRIEND CALLED MY UNBORN BABY A CROTCH GOBLIN? Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin? Posted by admin on October 12, 2010 13 Comments Question by Lila: Should i be offended that my boyfriend called my unborn baby a crotch goblin? Im not exactly sure what it means but it doesnt sound very nice. And yes its his child, but im starting to think hes not intrested. Best answer: Answer by Fear not. I'm from the internet Lol. What a t--. Add your own answer in the comments! FILED UNDER BREAK ROOM TAGGED WITH BABY, BOYFRIEND, CALLED, CROTCH, GOBLIN, OFFENDED, SHOULD, UNBORN
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    crotch goblin A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins. "Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!" by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005 604 63 y f FLAG
    crotch goblin A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins. "Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!" by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005 604 63 y f FLAG
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    File: 6491666238457544631.jpg (46 KB, 431x500) KTH Anonymous 01/08/23 (Sun)19:21:52 No.71748810 [Reply] >>71748869 Guys, I found out how to prevent your gf from giving you a crotch goblin: Schrodinger's pregnancy. >be me >make a pact with my gf that if she gets pregnant we'll just ignore it >maybe it'll go away >it happened >she's clearly pregnant, periods stop & belly grows >we just didn't acknowledge it >no one is rude enough to point it out >all according to plan >ffw 1 year >still pregnant >kid should've slithered out by now >it actually worked, pic related
    File: 6491666238457544631.jpg (46 KB, 431x500) KTH Anonymous 01/08/23 (Sun)19:21:52 No.71748810 [Reply] >>71748869 Guys, I found out how to prevent your gf from giving you a crotch goblin: Schrodinger's pregnancy. >be me >make a pact with my gf that if she gets pregnant we'll just ignore it >maybe it'll go away >it happened >she's clearly pregnant, periods stop & belly grows >we just didn't acknowledge it >no one is rude enough to point it out >all according to plan >ffw 1 year >still pregnant >kid should've slithered out by now >it actually worked, pic related
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    I want communalism in my AnCom utopia! Can you watch my child for 2 hours? Lol no f*** that crotch goblin!!! ?!
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    CHILDFREE CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW CROTCH GOBLIN YOUNG ADULT STARTER PACK THINGS THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS, WHILE ALSO GETTING OFFENDED WHENEVER SOMEONE THINKS THEY HAVE THESE THINGS: THATE CHILDREN TIME FREE "MY DOG IS LITERALLY MY CHILD" "CHILDREN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT CHUCK E CHEESE, IT RUINS THE ATMOSPHERE
    CHILDFREE CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW CROTCH GOBLIN YOUNG ADULT STARTER PACK THINGS THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS, WHILE ALSO GETTING OFFENDED WHENEVER SOMEONE THINKS THEY HAVE THESE THINGS: THATE CHILDREN TIME FREE "MY DOG IS LITERALLY MY CHILD" "CHILDREN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT CHUCK E CHEESE, IT RUINS THE ATMOSPHERE
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    Tired of lugging around your GOBLIN, Half ling or GNOME? Then you need a PORT-A-GOB" Carrier Harness! Sturdy handle Can support the Weight of an ADULT DUARF! pockets to hold spare POTIONS! Patented open-Crotch design allows for easy access! All the CONVENIENCE of a PERSONAL GOBLIN with NONE of the Hassle! OK, but why do you need to Carry around a GOBLIN? WHY NOT? YEAH! WHY NOT!! You JEALOUS? Biiitch! BET Your FAT ASS is Too Heavy for TRANSPORT! Kek' CA dream
    Tired of lugging around your GOBLIN, Half ling or GNOME? Then you need a PORT-A-GOB" Carrier Harness! Sturdy handle Can support the Weight of an ADULT DUARF! pockets to hold spare POTIONS! Patented open-Crotch design allows for easy access! All the CONVENIENCE of a PERSONAL GOBLIN with NONE of the Hassle! OK, but why do you need to Carry around a GOBLIN? WHY NOT? YEAH! WHY NOT!! You JEALOUS? Biiitch! BET Your FAT ASS is Too Heavy for TRANSPORT! Kek' CA dream
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