Ideal GF - Buff Darkskin Gf

• >Hates anything with a skirt.

I'm sorry, but I can't enjoy the companionship of a woman if she doesn't share my love of WWII-era German Tanks, which have armor skirts also known as Schürzen.

Also, I'd like to see her say that to a Scottish Caber Tosser.

Now if you don't mind I'm going to go back to my 6'9" Busty, Bull-thighs-for-biceps CIA assassin waifu and my Halberd-wielding 6'9" pseudo-Slavic busty, muscular and scarred barbarian berserker waifu.