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"HAHA SUCK MY D---" darkskin big tidi buff gf "you wanna lick my sweat? go ahead lol" "man up bro" "dope!" likes her abs licked unironically says "dude" or "bro" "YO00" sleeps in your boxers without asking "you gonna eat that?" "sup" *burps loudly* "haha im stronger than you xd" hates anything with a skirt "ur gay" "do these pants make sometimes angry for "nyehehe" my ass look big?" no reason "so what i smell? you gonna cry about it?" *punches your gut* "aw, dont be a wimp!" can eat for hours "nerd" "chyeah, dude" *crushes your skull with thighs* never shaves "manners? is that food?" eats messy even in public *snores* brags about how big "bet you cant do 100 her boobs are push-ups fam" *repeatedly punches your face*

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Buff Darkskin Gf


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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH...WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPEND HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH...WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." SHE TURNS 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY
PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY
Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON
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  • >Hates anything with a skirt.

I'm sorry, but I can't enjoy the companionship of a woman if she doesn't share my love of WWII-era German Tanks, which have armor skirts also known as Schürzen.

Also, I'd like to see her say that to a Scottish Caber Tosser.

Now if you don't mind I'm going to go back to my 6'9" Busty, Bull-thighs-for-biceps CIA assassin waifu and my Halberd-wielding 6'9" pseudo-Slavic busty, muscular and scarred barbarian berserker waifu.

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Uploaded Feb 17, 2021 at 02:14PM EST

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