Super Straight - Count Dankula

Basically this has the same intentional trolling bite of "I identify as an attack helicopter," while having the same logical legitimacy to the mental-gymnastic sustained standards these people have established for themselves. While also being perfectly justifiable as it's also in response to the rampant insults, attacks and labels of Transphobia brought on simply because certain people get assmad that straight people are straight, and gay people are gay.

Sort of like a perfect storm of mocking joke and perfect seriousness that's blended together to form this checkmate scenario. Really, it's just funny because it's all entirely a bed these people have made for themselves. And they're being forced to lie in it.

This whole bullshit mess is just the definition of first world problems. privileged cunts slinging shit at other privileged cunts because they all want to be angry and toxic over something and feel like being "allies" gives them moral superiority over fucking everyone else and proceed to shit rainbow sludge and not lift a finger to actually help people. now they're getting logic thrown at them and their minds are disintegrating. fuck them. fuck these stupid twats and their privileged fucking lives.