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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Snowy Day

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WHATCHA DOIN' OUT FIRST I'VE HEARD OF HEY ANON HERE? THAT. WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH THEM? HEY DASH. WAITING FOR THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS. ENJOYING THE WEATHER AH, JUST SOME HEARTHSWARMING SHOPPING. IT KINDA SNUCK UP ON ME. IN THE MEANTIME. GOTCHA, WE STILL ON FOR SKATING LATER THOUGH? UH... NOTHING REALLY IMPORTANT, JUST ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'VE UH OH, WHOSE GIFT DID YOU BEEN ITCHING TO GET ONTO SWEET, ODDS AND ENDS. THE ICE ALL SEASON! FORGET THIS TIME? I FIGURED YOU'D PROBABLY HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN HELP ME PICK OUT NEW SCRATCHPOSTS FOR OPAL THAT RARITY WON'T FIND 'ABSOLUTELY GAUDY'. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TAG ALONG? I'M THE BEST AT GIVING GIFTS! НЕН.. МАУВЕ., WHAT, YOU THINK I HAVEN'T I ТАКЕ ТHAТ AS A NO? ALREADY FINISHED ALL THE CLOUD-CLEARING FOR TODAY? AN ACTIVE PONY LIKE ME YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? GENERATES ENOUGH BODY HEAT ON HER OWN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE A I'M NOT COLD. CLOTHES SWEATSHIRT OR TWO ARE OVERRATED. ARE THEY? YEP. AREN'T YOU COLD IN THIS WEATHER? ANON, THE FASTEST, BRAVEST, AND MOST DARING FLIER IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA DOES NOT GET COLD. WARM SPEAKING THOUGH. OF, ACTUALLY... SOUNDS LIKE YOU EH, I'LL JUST BORROW SOME OF YOURS. CELESTIA KNOWS YOU HAVE ENOUGH. NEED A BETTER WARDROBE. UH, DASH? SO YOU WERE COLD? CMON, WITH THE NUMBER OF CLOTHE YOU WEARING THERE'S ENOUGH TO SHARE. ALITTLE. UH, ANON? WHAT? YOU SAID YOU WERE COLD... EVERY TIME I ASK YOU THE ANSWER SEEMS TO CHANGE! IT'S A NUMBER OF REASONS. WHY DO HUMANS WEAR CLOTHES PROTECTION AGAINST THE ELEMENTS A PARTICULARLY CONVINCING ONE, AGAIN? ESPECIALLY FOR THE HUMANS THAT LIVE IN COLDER CLIMATES THAN PONYVILLE. COLDER THAN PONYVILLE? LIKE WHERE? HUMANS LIVE NATURALLY EVERYWHERE ON MY PLANET. SOME LIVE DESERTS, JUNGLES, ISLANDS IN THE PACIFIC, ABOVE THE ARCTIC CIRCLE- DASH, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A MILLION TIMES. WOAH, HOLD ON A SECOND. YOU CANT POSSIBLY ABSOLUTELY NO WAY. YOU'RE TELLING ME A BUNCH OF NAKED HUMANS LIVE JUST FINE AT THE NORTH POLE? THE ARCTIC CIRCLE? TELL ME THAT THERE HUMANS LIVE IN A PLACE ARE HUMANS THAT THAT'S LITERALLY JUST ICE? LIVE IN THE SNOW NATURALLY. FUNNILY ENOUGH, THERE ARE YEAH? THEY'RE CALLED ESKIMOS. BUT THEY HAVE WAYS. I IMAGINE LIVING UP THERE SO LONG THEY'VE PROBABLY GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT. HELL, THEY OKAY, THEY DON'T DO THAT. THAT'S NOT WHATI FIGURED OUT A WAY TO KISS WITHOUT ACTUALLY KISSING. MEANT BY 'NATURALLY'. CARE TO EXPLAIN? BASICALLY THE AIR IS SO COLD AND DRY UP THERE THAT EVERYONE WEARS CLOTHING OVER THEIR MOUTH IN ORDER TO WHICH OBVIOUSLY PRESERVE HEAT AND MOISTURE, MEANS YOU CAN'T EXACTLY SUCK FACE. SO INSTEAD OF KISSING, THEY'D JUST HOLD THEIR FACES CLOSE TOGETHER AND RUB THEIR NOSES, THAT'S COMPLETE B-------. I'M DEAD SERIOUS. THAT DOESN'T EXIST. THAT'S SUPER REAL. SORRY, I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW THAT WORKS. AH.. НЕН, УOU SURE. THINKING ABOUT TRYING IT OUT? UH... WITH WHO? PRINCESS CELESTIA. OBVIOUSLY Y-YOU, YOU DOLT. NOT MANY OTHER HUMAN CULTURE EXPERTS AROUND HERE LAST TIME I CHECKED. UH, A-ARE YOU SURE? IT'S KIND OF... INTIMATE. AND EVEN IF WE W-WERE, I REMEMBER YOU TALKING ABOUT HOW HUMANS ALSO SOMETIMES KISS ON THE CHEEK AS A GREETING, BETWEEN FRIENDS, SO IT COULDN'T BE THAT BAD, COULD IT? DOESN'T SOUND SO INTIMATE TO ME. I-I MEAN, WERE JUST HOLDING OUR NOSES REALLY CLOSE, RIGHT? IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE WE WERE ACTUALLY KISSING... C-CMON', SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE. UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN TALKING OUT YOUR ASS THIS WHOLE TIME? SCREW YOU, ESKIMOS ARE REAL. CMERE'. * rub (SHOULD WE COME BACK LATER?) HWWPHH- OH, I'M REALLY SOME FOREWARNING SORRY ABOUT WOULD HAVVE BEEN MUCH APRECIATED, THAT. HOWEVER. MY, MY, ANON! I NEVER TOOK YOU AS THE LADY-KILLING TYPE! UH, ANON? WAS THAT SUPPOSTA BE THE GIFT YA WERE GONNA GIVE DASH? CAUSE' I DON'T SEE WHY YA NEEDED ALL OF US TO COME OUT- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. END

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