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(Heavy whirring sound as filters furiously scrub dust out of air intakes)

"Corr Number 1, no one's seen this for years."

"I know Number 2, I bet a lot of people have never even heard of Dino Crisis."

"Dino Crisis? I was talking about this practically empty monster girl entry Number 1."

"See! This is exactly what I mean Number 2. Poor Dino Crisis, it deserves better."

"Does it Number 1?"

"It was Resident Evil with time-travelling dinosaurs, Number 2. You tell me."