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GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELED IN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? START ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? NO • INDEPENDENT CANADA •US TERRITORY OF ALASKA • TOKYO THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE? CONSTANTINOPLE NEITHERI ISTANBUL IS MOST OF WEST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI YES YES NO YES 1805 OR EARUER (BEFORE THIS POINT, THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GEIS HARD TO APPLY.) NO ARABIA? THE YES SOVIET UNION? NO NO ZAIRE? OR: HONG KONG (UK) YES DOES THE OTTOMAN, YES 1922-1932 EMPIRE EXIST? SOUTH AFRICA? YES 1992-96 NO YES HOW MANY VIEJNAMS ARE THERE? YES NORTH KOREA? THE UNITED STATES? AUSTRIA- HUNGARY? NO NOT IS JAN MAYEN PART OF YET THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? SAINT TRIMBLES ISLAND SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE... ONE COUNTRY NO TWO ONE YES TWO COUNTRIES WHAT? YES PAKISTAN? YES BANGLADESH? YES NO, IMADE THAT ONE UP. LENINGRAD? HOJ SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP IS IN ENGLISH? HOW MANY SUDANS ARE THERE? ONE 2007-1| RHODESIA? EAST TIMOR? ALBANIA? YES YES YES CAN YOU SEE THE FAMILIAR CONTINENTS? 1972-75 NO YES NOYES 1910-12 1913-18 1919-23 1924-29 1997-2001 2002-06 TWO TEXAS IS... PARTOF MEXICO CAMBODIA? HOW MANY GERMANYS ARE THERE? TWO 1946-47 PARTOF THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR SATELITE PHOTO. "COLORADO OR "DANGER-RADIOACTIVE EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? INDEPEN- THE US DENT YES YES ONE, BUT ITS HUGE 1941-45 IS CRIMEA DISPUTED? ONE IS NORWAY PART OF SWEDEN? 1834-45 YES, THAT'S IT ERITREA IS PART OF.. FLORIDA IS PART OF... SPAIN YES COLORADO 2014-21 DANGER PERSIA OR IRAN? 2012-13 RIVERS SIRION OR 'ANDUIN"? 186-1905 1906-09 ETHIOPIA 1952-53 THE US ITALY IRAN 1935-40 PERSIA IS LAKE CHAD MISSING? DOES THE WARNING MENTION THE SPIDERS? NO 2022 1930-34 IS BOLIVIA LANDLOCKED? YES 1884-95 YES NO JIMMY CARTER IS. VENEZUELA AND/OR ECUADOR? THE UNITED ARAB REPUBLIC? PARAGUAY? BEING ATTACKED BY A I FINE GIANT SWIMMING RABBIT APRIL 20, 1979 YES YES CANADA IS... 2023 ORLATER NO YES 1806-10 1811-17 CAIR PARAVEL? NO MISSING FINE A PIECE 1948 YES 1818-29 1830-33 YES 1954-57 1958-60 IS THE ARAL SEA MISSING? THE SINAI IS PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELT MOSTLY ISRAELT MOSTLY EGYPT EGYPT 1976-79 15 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIA... BRITISH 1960 MOSSFLOWER? "BUDA AND "PEST OR "BUDAPEST"? MORDOR? 1980 1981 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? TANGANYIKA 1961-64 TANZANIA 1965-71 YES YES 1970s-90s 2000st REDUALL WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? BUDA AND I BUDAPEST PEST NO YES 1873-83 KOLONIA PALIKIR 1858-67 IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OF A TURTLE? THE TOWN ON I-25 BETJEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS... 1868-72 NÚMENOR? BELERIAND? THE USS SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS. NORMAL 1854-56 YES LATE SECOND AGE REPUBLIC OF THE UPPER VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? YES NO YES HOT SPRINGS TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES FIRST EARLY DISCJORLD WEIRD 1846-53 AGE SECOND AGE 1948-49 1950-52 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? UPPER VOLTA BURKINA FASO 1982-84 CALORMEN? 1985-88 THE FOREST EAST OF THE MISTY MOUNTAINS IS... IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI BEFORE 1830 YES (NUMBER OF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OF GERMANYS)=? FOUR 1989-EARLY 1990 YES NEBRASKA WHAT PRAIRIES? GREENIJOOD I MIRKLJOOD THE WOOD OF THE GREAT EARLY THIRD AGE 1830s- 80s YES THREE TWO GREENLEAVES LATE THIRD AGE FOURTH AGE MID-1990 LATE 1990-1991 DID YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF? IS THERE A BIG LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA? (CREATED BY MISTAKE) IS THERE A BIG LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF GHANA? (CREATED ON PURPOSE) WEIRD RECURSIVE HEAVEN? IF YOU LET IT GO, WHAT DOES IT DO? LOTTA ISLANDS? IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? YES BERUNA HISSES AND RUNS AWAY SCREECHES AND FLAPS AROUND THE ROOM BREAKING THINGS NO YES FORD BRIDGE THE LION, THE PRINCE WITCH, AND HE CASPIAN WARDROBE YES ABOUT NO TUBA STAPLER THE SAME YES ITS VERY NICE. ONE OF THE THE RANDOM LAST LATER BOOKS BAME CAT DALJN TREADER YES YES 1920s-50s BREADBOX SEAGULL 18605-1900s 1910s 1960s-70s THANK YOU!

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OKAY, MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS, IT'S THE FIRST TUESDAY IN FEBRUARY. 1 THIS MEANS THAT BY LAW AND CUSTOM, WE MUST SPEND THE MORNING READING THROUGH THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE LIST OF COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS, 50 YOU CAN SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIVES BEING A LITTLE LESS WRONG. 1 THE GUESTS AT EVERY PARTY YOU'LL EVER ATTEND THANK US IN ADVANCE. DR I WISH I LIVED IN THIS UNIVERSE.

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MAN, I SUCK ATTHIS GAME. CAN YOU GIVE ME A FEW POINTERS? OX3A28213A Ox 6339392C, OX7363682E. I HATE YOU.

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GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELED IN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? START ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? NO • INDEPENDENT CANADA •US TERRITORY OF ALASKA • TOKYO THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE? CONSTANTINOPLE NEITHERI ISTANBUL IS MOST OF WEST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI YES YES NO YES 1805 OR EARUER (BEFORE THIS POINT, THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GEIS HARD TO APPLY.) NO ARABIA? THE YES SOVIET UNION? NO NO ZAIRE? OR: HONG KONG (UK) YES DOES THE OTTOMAN, YES 1922-1932 EMPIRE EXIST? SOUTH AFRICA? YES 1992-96 NO YES HOW MANY VIEJNAMS ARE THERE? YES NORTH KOREA? THE UNITED STATES? AUSTRIA- HUNGARY? NO NOT IS JAN MAYEN PART OF YET THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? SAINT TRIMBLES ISLAND SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE... ONE COUNTRY NO TWO ONE YES TWO COUNTRIES WHAT? YES PAKISTAN? YES BANGLADESH? YES NO, IMADE THAT ONE UP. LENINGRAD? HOJ SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP IS IN ENGLISH? HOW MANY SUDANS ARE THERE? ONE 2007-1| RHODESIA? EAST TIMOR? ALBANIA? YES YES YES CAN YOU SEE THE FAMILIAR CONTINENTS? 1972-75 NO YES NOYES 1910-12 1913-18 1919-23 1924-29 1997-2001 2002-06 TWO TEXAS IS... PARTOF MEXICO CAMBODIA? HOW MANY GERMANYS ARE THERE? TWO 1946-47 PARTOF THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR SATELITE PHOTO. "COLORADO OR "DANGER-RADIOACTIVE EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? INDEPEN- THE US DENT YES YES ONE, BUT ITS HUGE 1941-45 IS CRIMEA DISPUTED? ONE IS NORWAY PART OF SWEDEN? 1834-45 YES, THAT'S IT ERITREA IS PART OF.. FLORIDA IS PART OF... SPAIN YES COLORADO 2014-21 DANGER PERSIA OR IRAN? 2012-13 RIVERS SIRION OR 'ANDUIN"? 186-1905 1906-09 ETHIOPIA 1952-53 THE US ITALY IRAN 1935-40 PERSIA IS LAKE CHAD MISSING? DOES THE WARNING MENTION THE SPIDERS? NO 2022 1930-34 IS BOLIVIA LANDLOCKED? YES 1884-95 YES NO JIMMY CARTER IS. VENEZUELA AND/OR ECUADOR? THE UNITED ARAB REPUBLIC? PARAGUAY? BEING ATTACKED BY A I FINE GIANT SWIMMING RABBIT APRIL 20, 1979 YES YES CANADA IS... 2023 ORLATER NO YES 1806-10 1811-17 CAIR PARAVEL? NO MISSING FINE A PIECE 1948 YES 1818-29 1830-33 YES 1954-57 1958-60 IS THE ARAL SEA MISSING? THE SINAI IS PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELT MOSTLY ISRAELT MOSTLY EGYPT EGYPT 1976-79 15 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIA... BRITISH 1960 MOSSFLOWER? "BUDA AND "PEST OR "BUDAPEST"? MORDOR? 1980 1981 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? TANGANYIKA 1961-64 TANZANIA 1965-71 YES YES 1970s-90s 2000st REDUALL WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? BUDA AND I BUDAPEST PEST NO YES 1873-83 KOLONIA PALIKIR 1858-67 IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OF A TURTLE? THE TOWN ON I-25 BETJEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS... 1868-72 NÚMENOR? BELERIAND? THE USS SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS. NORMAL 1854-56 YES LATE SECOND AGE REPUBLIC OF THE UPPER VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? YES NO YES HOT SPRINGS TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES FIRST EARLY DISCJORLD WEIRD 1846-53 AGE SECOND AGE 1948-49 1950-52 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? UPPER VOLTA BURKINA FASO 1982-84 CALORMEN? 1985-88 THE FOREST EAST OF THE MISTY MOUNTAINS IS... IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI BEFORE 1830 YES (NUMBER OF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OF GERMANYS)=? FOUR 1989-EARLY 1990 YES NEBRASKA WHAT PRAIRIES? GREENIJOOD I MIRKLJOOD THE WOOD OF THE GREAT EARLY THIRD AGE 1830s- 80s YES THREE TWO GREENLEAVES LATE THIRD AGE FOURTH AGE MID-1990 LATE 1990-1991 DID YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF? IS THERE A BIG LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA? (CREATED BY MISTAKE) IS THERE A BIG LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF GHANA? (CREATED ON PURPOSE) WEIRD RECURSIVE HEAVEN? IF YOU LET IT GO, WHAT DOES IT DO? LOTTA ISLANDS? IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? YES BERUNA HISSES AND RUNS AWAY SCREECHES AND FLAPS AROUND THE ROOM BREAKING THINGS NO YES FORD BRIDGE THE LION, THE PRINCE WITCH, AND HE CASPIAN WARDROBE YES ABOUT NO TUBA STAPLER THE SAME YES ITS VERY NICE. ONE OF THE THE RANDOM LAST LATER BOOKS BAME CAT DALJN TREADER YES YES 1920s-50s BREADBOX SEAGULL 18605-1900s 1910s 1960s-70s THANK YOU!

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