Notes:

Before we mention that cows don't go Meow, how many of you actually know what a cow sounds like?

If me and the rest of the Rural Übermensch told you all that cows in fact go "Wolololol", how long would it be before it's simply taken as fact?

Just in case I've got people worried about a possible cow sound conspiracy, they do in fact go "Moo"

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Or do they?