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![□ Anonymous 03/26/16(Sat)11:49:05 No.36529804、2-365300632-365303892-36533185 File: 1450051362827 ipg (30 KB, 500x359) I Disgusted Sigh ] thw first developed libido when I was 11 >constant boner rubbed up against stuff for dat pressure one day I suplexed this giant stuffed scooby doo that I won at six flags >the bottom of it split just enough to look like a p---- had no idea why but I wanted to stick my d--- in it >felt like ecstacy >millions of tiny foam balls massaging my confused d--- >c-- for the first time >f--- that thing for the next four years safter a while it eventually caves in because of my habit of putting my entire body weight on it fast forward to 17 f--- this qt asian slut who liked my pecs We werent friends. I was socially awkward but luckily my looks gave off a "mysterious stranger" vibe that neckbeards cant pull off >get on her raw cuz young and stupid just this tight, damp wetness >shes moaning and screaming >lm just humping her, unnamused and waiting for her to finish >she c---, and leaves without even saying bye Stfw Im sitting there, smelling like sex, thinking about that giant stuffed scooby doo to this day I still havent found a p---- that matches that god damn scooby doo Will I ever enjoy sex](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/098/295/d54.jpg "/fit/izen describes the perfect p----")
![File: B854C3EE-DA21-420F-9574-7(...).jpg (42 KB, 348x348) O Anonymous 05/08/21(Sat)18:27:30 No.853944681 [Reply] >little sis farts >smell it >get boner >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/095/496/df7.png "Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext")
![File: 640full-elizabeth-turner..jpg (95 KB, 640x799) EMERS >"c'mon anon take off your shirt we're at the beach!" what do you do □ Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)13:54:11 No.69947254 [Reply] >>69950197 >>69950303 >>69950780 >>69947341 >> >wake up >see this Showing all replies. Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu) 14:03:28 No.69947341 ► >>69947254 (OP) "Were in a stadium you f------ retard" LAKERS LUERS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/427/453/8b9.jpg "Anon isn't scared of girls | /r/Greentext")
![/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/686/029/f97.png "Anon investigates a case in his country | /r/Greentext")
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