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Anonymous | 790705743 2 min ago ••• >be me >Cat >Lives with a human who never goes out. Eat and sleeps all day and lives of parents money and got no friends. >Probably a cat in human form. >Human talks to me everyday even though I can't understand s---. >Retarded.jpeg >Calls me >" Catanon I'm out of tendies and my parents are busy. I'm going outside to get some tendies >Whatever.jpeg >tells me that he loves me >l don't. >Purr coz l'm a cat and that's what cats do. 13.0 kB JPG >Human thinks that I love him too. >Retarded2x.jpeg >lt's been two days and human never came back. >His parents came crying and told me that anon died in an accident. >WHAT >Mfw human is so retarded he died the only time he went out. >Pic related

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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